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Three guys died and when they got to the pearly gates, St. Peter met them there. St. Peter said, "I know that you guys are forgiven because you're here. But before I let you into heaven, I have to ask you a couple of questions.Make sure you tell the truth because if you don't, we'll have to ask you to visit the beast below. Your answers will also determine what kind of car you will get.You have to have a car here in heaven because it is so huge!" St. Peter asked the first man, "How long were you married?" The guy replied, "24 years." St. Peter then asked, "Did you ever cheat on your wife?" The guy said, "Yeah, about 10 times... but you said I was forgiven." Peter said, "Yes, but that's not too good. Here's a Pinto for you to drive." The second guy got the same questions from Peter to which he replied, "I was married for 41 years and cheated on her only once, but that was during our first year and we worked it out. I was faithful thereafter." Peter said, "I'm pleased to hear that. Here's a Mercedes SUV for you to drive." The third guy said, "Peter, I know what you're going to ask. I was married for 63 years and didn't even look at another woman!I treated my wife like a queen!" Peter said, "Now that's what I like to hear!Here's a Jaguar for you to drive." A little while later, the two guys with the Lincoln and the Pinto saw the guy with the Jaguar crying on the golden sidewalk, so they went to see what was the matter. When they asked him what was wrong he tearily said, "I just saw my wife and she was on a skateboard!"

blu rays are taking over dvd's too

probably 6 months ago wwtlty: actually learned something

i still have a boring cd player for music. it's only a matter of time before people stop buying cds all together.

yes have you ever seen the tv show how i met your mother

no have you ever been to schlitterbahn

forgive me if we met before but i cant remember your name i dont think we have but anyways my name is daniel if we havent

i kind of given up on technology! in a few months the current devices out will be last years news.

nope cigarettes are gross have you ever seen the film the jacket

doesnt look like there is a midnight screening so ill have to see it friday after work

most of the marathons lately are just repeating like 5 episodes of the series 5 episodes twice

im probably the only person on the planet right now that doesnt have a iphone or an ipod or kindle or whatever is futuristic these days

ew?

yes have you ever heard more than 15 beatles songs

haha i just got done eating pie, it was pecan

lol im an a cup and sure i guess have you ever swam in water deeper than 20 feet

im in the mood to go to sleep

the board is really slow right now :(

the board is really slow right now :(

never on out of the country wwtlty: had an interesting conversation with someone your age

yes do you know who miroslav satan is

no to phineas and ferb is jolly ranchers the best candy

yes on innuendos lol im a guy when was the last time you went outside

no to winnie the pooh have you seen the wonder pets

i already felt like that sometimes wwydi: you had use of the delorean