Glossal Fragster

Good evening/afternoon/whatever other time it may be in places!!!

So "a bomb" is the winner so far. You surely have to question how large the envelope was.

Possibly this weekend, and thank you!

She didn't tell you? Well, this thread is fine then. Kind of.

It's not actually. I'll change it completely, and make you all look mad.

Now I regret making this thread. I might change it completely.

I'm just following sir Briggins' orders!

This is a Floss & Briggs Production Hello. This is just a bit of fun! (Obviously depends on what your definiton of "fun" is.) And also, no offence to the writer of this. She just bloody loves Coldplay, like many of us. One user of coldplaying, left the following message on another user, Debs Wild's page (She works with Coldplay, or at least did.) Main point of post: "can u plz plz plz ask chris to open a letter i sent him with the addres of the post card from away that cheadle one if he could open it its sayys on it must open before september which is so true he must plz plz plz can u ask him i would be ur biggest fan if u did my envelope looks like brown puffy pink neon love hearts" Sounds like a bloody lovely envelope. "on the love heart it says 'please read chris before september 2009 please' and also it says ' open me' " Open Me? Yep, he wouldn't know to do that. So, what do you think was in the envelope? Do you not care? That's fine as well. No need to comment saying "I don't care" though. We have a few suggestions from some of you forumers, and they're in the poll up above. All you have to do is look up a bit. That's it. Vote, or, add your own suggestion. More discussion here: http://coldplaying.com/forum/showthread.php?t=65259

Ah yeh. I can see that. "Greg & Peter, get in the cell!" Yeah, good naming.

They're not being very discreet about it. We can see the cards. But I suppose, we are seeing it from a different view than the other two. Easy for us. (I'm going to name them Ronald & Jeremy. You can name the other 2, cheaters!)

Because then, the dog might end up playing poker!

My eyes are tolerating it, but I'd rather it was a picture of a dog trying to get into bar.

Okay. So, yeah, just do it, innit bruv.

Google is a thumb? Well, it's a bloody good thumb. My thumb can't even get a connection.

Who's thumb? Where is his fucking rule book!?

Can we not have a day for me? My birthday a few days days after this day. I will be 18, a proper man. Make it happen Briggson!

I'll go for Briggs as well. That means I can avoid any actual thought.

They're all amazing ideas! Will add them to new thread/poll, that may exist tomorrow.

I'll make the thread tomorrow. I'll make sure to say it's a "Floss & Briggs production" though.

Okay, I'll do that. Could people post here, what they think may have been in the letter, so I have some things to put on the poll. Go on, what do you think was in it?

I sent her one that was basically "Hey Debs, what are you wearing?" Well, that's a lie. (Someone please post so this isn't the last one.)

Ah, my bad. I really shouldn't use words like "geeza", as they're specific to places like London. geeza = man Lemony Snicket, yes, I know that man. Haven't read any of his things (books) though.

I'll keep that in mind. I will now see it like that! :D And Lemony Snicket, Yeah I know that geeza innit'.

I'm going to have to rely on Google for this one.

It's fine. I just found the dozey face a bit rude, but then, you may have just been very sleepy, or under the influence of drugs! So, it's all fine :dozey: I am sleepy