Glossal Fragster

Okay. It was nice to meet you.

How on earth did this thread grow so much? Steroids?

Filthy answer: Stethoscope? Ah, it's down my pants! Actual answer: Ah, it's around my neck. You should keep it there at all times. If it's anywhere else, is probably unhygienic. Yeah, around my neck is just fine. Oh yeah, he'd make a lovely Lady Gaga. Ren, when you get back on here, you better record your best rendition of "Pokerface". Good idea, Perrine?

I'm good thanks. Yeah, his mind is pretty messed up. Right now, he's probably in a dress, pretending to be a female Jeff Buckley. I'm sure he looks lovely. And yes, Dr. Sexy indeed :wink3:

Yeah, for some reason, Ren named me Dr. James. He knows I have no doctor qualifications at all, so I can't quite remember where that name came from. Actually, it may have been this video. [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E5ZYBOq2-3o]YouTube- Adam & Joe - Doctor Sexy[/ame] It's a comedy song from Adam & Joe, 2 british funny people. I thiiiink it may be that, as I've posted it before. I am certainly Dr. Sexy (May be a lie...) Anyway, How're you?

I love the fact someone searched this. It's as if they've already asked their Dog, & then thought "Google will know."

Hey, Ren. Oi, Ren. Ren!? Yes, you Ren. The doctor is here! Oh, and hello Perrine. I believe we are yet to say hello. I will now say hello/introduce myself. Hello! I'm James! :)

That's not crazy at all. Millions of women, and men, think "Oooooh, I'd like a bit o' Brand." Those "People" are the crazy ones.

The feeling is mutual. He's great, ain't he?

I'll also be quite honest. I have one. HA! I apologise for that sudden outburst of "HA!"

I like to think that the same person asked the following 2. 1st off, just a perfectly normal question After reading that, the same person, still wasn't 100% sure. An element of doubt had set in. So, they decide to ask for a 2nd opinion (from the same site) Can you REAALLLYY dodge a bullet? Don't fuck me about Google. Can you!?

Well, we can surely have it again. And I'm sure it wasn't delivered in such a wonderful fashion the 1st time around.

I'm sorry for stealing the word "Google". I do apologise.

I'd say more of a Stand Up thread. I'm sure I made a comedy one a while back. I'll have a look.

Hello. I have a fun game, that some of you may have heard of. It's also called something like "Google Autocomplete" If you go to google.com and type the start of a question, you get a list of the results that have been searched most often. Some of these are very funny. Here are a few examples. You get the idea. It's my new favourite game.

Tim Minchin talks about the whole stars/swearing thing better than me. [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tg-Ke36aBh4]YouTube- Tim Minchin - Censorship[/ame] Because you obviously all want to know more about it.

Mark Watson [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A7lPYo2b0sA&NR=1]YouTube- Mark Watson New Zealand Comedy Festival 08[/ame] He's my current favourite.

I thought I'd bump this thread, as a lot of Stand Up's are being mentioned all over the place. C'mere, you comedy lovers you. (I made this thread quite a while ago, so please forgive me for any terrible jokes that may be contained within. I'm better now.)

I will summarise my replies, to all of these pictures (This counts posts from years back) "Aw god, that looks weird...what is...Oh, it's your mum. I'm so sorry." "Lovely!" (This one works with all recent pictures) "I never knew a cow could do that. A cow using an internet forum. Amazing!"

Well, whenever your read, please return to share your views. Have a good nights sleep. x

I don't get the point in the starts covering up my word (which was *******) If anything, I believe that makes it worse. Most people, will know some swear words, that're 4 letters long. This is giving them the chance to interpret those stars, as any one of them. Mix one about for another. So, to sum up, stars are pointless. Even the ones in the sky. Okay. The word I used, had a T, and then a W, and then an A, and then another T.

I'm sure they're lovely. We should really conduct some sort of survey. Do you know a Jamie? Is he a ****!? Where do you live?

Yeah. I wouldn't expect anyone to make it past 3 posts in one sitting.