Glossal Fragster

That's good. I kind of want to PM this person, but I know I shouldn't. What would you say? "Dear "clearly a bit/slightly obsessed" fan of Coldplay, A friend of mine, Briggins, spotted a message you'd left on Debs Wild's Coldplaying profile, and we were wondering, if you could tell us what was in the package/envelope. One person thinks it's a bomb, another, Anthrax, and finally, just your average letter. One person may think it's a dog. If you could inform me, I would be deeply grateful. LUVVVVVVV YOOOOOOOU. BYEEEEEEEE!" I'm awful at signing-off.

What joke? The laughs one? That wasn't even a joke. It was a query.

I know. It's laugh4 as well. Is that the highest of the laughs?

Maybe it was some sort of, letter. Is that too wacky? Yeah, I think it is. Sorry for that suggestion.

I'm not a fan of ice, as I always end up slipping and making a right fool of myself. That doesn't really relate to Christmas though. If this was "Things I hate about it being cold", it'd fit in. Last time I slipped, I ripped my jeans. Lovely!

Yes! And didn't the person say "must be opened before September"? Maybe, they're not actually a fan, but a hater, who REALLY didn't want them to play that gig in September.

Oh my. I wonder what this letter contained. Let's ask them!

Yes.

I've no idea. Do you know?

He might be able to :disguise: It's me, James! You had no idea!

The wink made it seem slightly sexual. It really isn't. Maybe for Briggins?

Hi Imke! I'm Jermal, I think....

Briggins did leave quite the stink. Bad Briggins!

Hey! Shall I call you Imke? Is that your name? I feel slightly stupid now. What's my name? Jumes?

Hello Perrine!

Why thank you. Very nice of you, sir. Yeah, it'd be good to win, but I'll no doubt leave at the wrong time again. I should get at least some sort of comedy award this year *makes joke-arrogant face*

Ah okay, I'll give it a few minutes then.

The "xxI'DQUITELIKETOSEECHRIS'PENIS_090xx" was mine :smug:

Er, okay, but that's kind of defeating the purpose of going to the toilet. I'll have a manly beer please.

Hello. I'm just popping in to ask if I can use your toilet Briggins?

*grabs on to leg* "Don't go, we have food!"

I kind of love you a bit for posting that. Y'know, "not really that meaningful" forum "love". THE GOTH DETECTIVES!

Anyone have an answer? Or should I phone Jay-Z?

Yeah, probably for the best. Would you be able to make us all, a nice cake?

Don't eat burgers in front of the cows though. Not very nice for them.