Glossal Fragster

Ah, so it is. If I knew him, I'm sure we'd be celebrating. Since I don't, I feel it'd be a bit weird doing so.

Sorry to hear that. Hope it goes good soon! I'm alright thanks :D

MAAAAAAATT! Where is he!? His live shows are brilliant, but a lot of CHannel 4 things aren't as brilliant.

It's a comedian named Simon Amstell. One of my favourites.

It is a good quote. Are you a Rusell fan?

Yes, we do! Now, to the next stage of our friendship. What're your credit card details? (Joking obviousssly)

Heyaaaaa. How're you?

I wonder where you've retrieved your facts from. Some of these people, don't even have one. (Slowly making it shitter)

Yeah, Mr. Brand, that saucy devil. I kind of want to change this Sig, but I really can't be bothered. Might just change it to the word "No."

Yes, I like the bands singings. I actually bought the album. Am I now cooler than I previously was?

"Embedding disabled by request" - Damn government. All their fault, possibly.

This is what I'm like, innit. I'm just a jolly chap. Are you jolly?

Well, I'm James. There you go. You're now educated!

Howdy! (Going for the cowboy angle)

Okay. Hello Philip! What's the bloody weather like eh!?

I've only been back for about an hour, so it's not late at all. Hello!

Do you reaaaaaaaaaaally?

Good luck with the semester and pracs! Yeah, Vaseilltoooomun probably isn't as good as James in the long run. Shame. Schuvefuleira Sounds good!

I make loads of people, and even animals go crazy. Once spoke to a cow, it's now working in the circus.

I know! SMASH THE SYSTEM!!!

Yes, I'm still in College. Yeah, it's bloody hard! Ah, Hello Zeya! Unfortunately, James is my real name. Wish I had something that stood out a bit more, like "Vaseilltoooomun"

Yeah, Nathan gets the funniest vote. Y'know we put each other up for "Mexican Ambassador", and neither of us were nominated. Shocking! It was a fix!

Aw, thanks! That's so nice of you! Weird of you to suddenly come out with that, but very nice! I'll definitely vote you for one award. (Already promised Sara gets my "Best Newcomer" vote.

Hey! You have a hat in your pciture. Nice touch! By the way, I've yet to vote for people, so if any of you are up for anything, try and persuade me to vote for you, with flattery.

Wonderful news!