Glossal Fragster

You also like Simon, so the feeling is mutual. Hello!

...But, you just posted. God I'm confused!

I think I'm a bit late, but Happy Birthday! To make up for being late, I will be early next time. And by early, I mean now. Happy Birthday for 2010!

Hello! Are people about, and by about, I mean HERE!

Then the Grim Reaper would make an appearance. "Oi! C'mon now, you're dead. Let's get going. What? Coldplaying? Ah yeah, that Internet forum. Are you doing the "I'm dead LOL" thread? Yeah, they all do that. Say hi from me. Oh, and tell Jimothy, I'll be seeing him soon. Ready now? Yaaay!" who knew death could be so cheery!?

Well, if that's the case, it's hardly the time to be on an Internet forum. "Ahhh, I'm dying! Heeeelp! Wait, gotta check "The Lounge" first."

Hello! I'm not far off sleeping. That's an exclusive! Y'know, we'll all die at one point. Discuss.

A switch turns me on. Hahahaha! A switch HA! Like, turning something on and off. A fucking switch!!!!!! Aw, I've made myself laugh now. Genius!

Hotel: It was just a very small part, behind the scenes. It was loads of fun, and I got to meet many great comedians. Best month ever probably. Private Video: I just wasn't really proud of it. I'm one of these people who hate seeing myself on camera. I may make it public again in the future. EDIT: Just re-reading some of my blog. I think my writing/style of writing, has changed a lot.

Ah yeah. I don't know if I mentioned it in my blog, but after the 1st time there, I worked there for about 2 weeks. Was a lot of fun.

Well thank you very much. Yeah, I always feel that way. Think I'm going to do it soon-ish though.

Ah, nice of you to read. Yeah, the newest 2, are a load of nonsense I jotted out in a few minutes really. After that, it should get marginally better.

I'm enjoying it yes. This place seems a lot less "GRRRRRR!" now, and more "Ah, that's nice", with the occasionaly violent "woof!", but that settles down with a biscuit.

Well, as I've said before, I'm James. Hello! You now know as much as most people on here. Hurrah!

Wooot! Wooooo! Foxy! :wink3: (Not actual feelings)

Yeah, but that's nothing to laugh about. "Nipple-Head" is a serious, and fictional condition.

Yeah. She does look a bit like she's trying to smuggle 2 bald men through customs. "I'll just hide these bald chaps up my top!"

No, but her bosoms aren't far off. They're taking a holiday to get away from her.

Well, Lochness is over there as well, as are many spiders, snakes, &, jellyfish. Quick run! (By this point, you should all be so scared, you've did a little bit of wee.)

What are you scared of then?

LOOK! A great big bloody shark! Look, it's there! RUN! Get away from it. It could be violent.

I just watched him also! Hurrah!

"Here is James, a Scot from Great Britain." Well, that didn't move me to tears, but I'm glad you've got your facts right. I'm definitely James, and I'm definitely a Scot, and finally, Scotland is DEFINITELY in Great Britain. Nice Work.

They're coming to the U.K.! Hurrah!

It's there!