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djibou

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  1. Chris: I knew this bastard wouldn't win against us. Satriani is just a stupid liar who deserves to go to hell, get Satan's trident up his as- Will: Hahaha.. silly Chris.. I think you should stop now, they got the point.. hehe... Jonny: Chris has got such a sexy back.. Guy: Hey guys, look, I think this girl's hitting on me. Tom, from Blink-182, at the left: Oh my, have you seen those 4 gorgeous boys..grrrrrr
  2. Chris: See the exit there, Jon? We'll sneak by there when no one's looking, to have se- I mean to take some fresh air together. Jonny: Hmmmmmm, alright. Guy: *blinded by his own sexiness*
  3. I laughed so bad at these ones XD
  4. Vienna, Austria
  5. Hahahaha :laugh4: Ah ok I see. We've got the same thing here, but we don't call the grades the same way.
  6. hahaha :P Hey bitch, I never stole that song, alright??
  7. Oooh I get it :) That's awesome :) (comment ca s'appelle en français? est-ce que c'est ca le CM1 et cie? ou c'est l'école primaire?)
  8. Ooooh hehe awesome! :D what do you teach? :)
  9. I would clap too if I were them :wacky:
  10. Hahaha! XD
  11. Hello Amy! Nice to meet you too! :wacky:
  12. Nice to meet you Anna :nice:
  13. Hehehe :D Im glad people like my captions :wacky: Forgive me Chris.. I know it hurts you that I am sexier...
  14. Hahahaha :laugh4: Love it :P Chris... put your pants back on, please.
  15. Interviewer: So I heard Satriani was sueing you for plagiarism. Chris: Really? I thought we had been copying on that old chap Cat Stevens. Alternative text: Chris: Oh really, mister Buckland? Yours is that long? Feel free to put your own captions if they're funnier :P
  16. Never..? How about you?
  17. :laugh4:
  18. Yeah this is funnier, indeed :P
  19. Yeah same here really. Are you in school or university too?
  20. Haha great one :P Am I hearing Jerusalem bells?
  21. Jonny: I believe there are cake crumbs on this.. *thinks deeply, trying to figure out where the cake went* Guy: Open wide! Chris: Are there any caries?
  22. Chris: Ok so there's the buffet.. Jonny: Ooooh my god, there is my cake! Guy: I'd better take a piccie of this cake before Jonny eats it all Will: *stares evily at the waitress to make her understand that he wants the first part of the cake*

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