Imke

:angry: You should remember them! He calls me Schlampe, I should be able to say something in return. :angry: Hahahaha ... xD I'll try to remember that. :awesome:

Okay ... I have only 4min to change trains in Dortmund. D: I hope it all works. :uhoh:

Awwwwwwwwwwwwww! :blush: It's 29 days now. :wacky: Have you booked your trains yet? xD

He doesn't want to ... chicken. :disappointed:

Teach me some insults in Peruvian Spanish, please. :lips:

Neeeeear faaaaaaaaaar, whereeeeeever you aaaaaaaaaare! I wanted to kill that song or burn it out of my brain. :wreck:

Happy Birthday, Christina! :kiss: Hope you're having a wonderful day.

Thank you once again! :lips: You're a great teacher. :awesome:

I hate Titanic. :blank:

@Marie: You were drunk. :angry: @Ivet: Haha, sorry. I just think they look a bit too uneven. :uhoh: Now I realise that I was a "tiny bit" insensitive. :blank: @Julia: You so pretty. :lips:

That's why I prefer letting a professional cut them. :uhoh: Hahaha ... yeah, don't forget to mention how drunk you were. :P I got two texts. Awwwww! :blush:

What the ... ahahahahaha! :lol:

Sackhaarepilierer :awesome:

Wichser also sounds a lot more offensive than ******. :wacky:

Scheiße, fuck ... I love swearing. I wonder why my aunt still lets me watch her children.

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Feliz cumpleaños. :charming:

Alles Gute zum Geburtstag! or Herzlichen Glückwunsch zum Geburtstag! :lips:

Haaaaaaaaaaaappy Birhtday! (For the third time today) :lips:

But they're cheap. xD Well ... I'd be happy to be able to buy bras anywhere I want. :p :blush: :hug: Hahahahaha ... you are strange. :surprised:

Ren's my girly macho. :huskyhug:

Because it's a fact. :lips:

Stop making up things I supposedly said. :thinking:

You insinuated it though. :bigcry: I called her horny French too. :botoxlips:

Don't you dare! :angry: You horny Peruvians. :snobby: