Britney Simpson

omg! i totally love french men. like they are sooooooo like sexy. like that guy who married Carli Bruny.

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omg, that theme song is totally like catchy. i totally memorised like all the lyrics. kewl.

Hi, I'm Britney! Hey Smiley! I like know you! You're totally like my best friend on this board.

this is totally like my 29th post!!!

Woo!

omg, that's like totally inaproppriate for this place!

what did capatalasm ever do to you? you're totally like creepin the bejeesus outta me.

omg, why are you like angry? that's so totally scary like.

Hi soccer mummy! mummy. omg, are you like british? i totally love your accent.

omg, you totally like gave me the greatest idea like ever! i love u. :kiss:

i'm wearing a pink cropped top with white pants. and my hair is in pigtails. like britney in her oops i did it again days.

you're so cool. i mean, britney was the one who told me it was alright to like a person who's of the same sex. i mean, like, that time when she kissed madonna onstage. that was like, the day i decided i can be open with my friends. and they thought it was totally awesome because we all love britney.

so? i mean, why's that such an issue these days! I hate the world. :cry:

omg, you're like totally who i need right now. i'm like doing an article about eco friendly fashion and i totally like really need help. any ideas, cap'n?

omg! you and i both!

omg, captain planet! you were like totally my hero when i was a tiny tot! i love your shiny skin.

because you attacked britney. ok im sorry. i totally got into like bitch mode for a sec. can we be friends?

miley is a slut/

:cry: then i could totally be your mistress

omg, i love u oracle! you and i should totally get married!

omg, how could you say that! you're totally like wrong! :veryangry: britney is just the sweetest gal before the media messed up her mind just a little. at least like she never took photos of herself wearing slutty clothes in private only to have them totally hacked from her email like Miley did... i mean, like, britney did it out in the open. she wasnt like a hypocrite, u know?

omg, she looks totally cute there! I am totally in love with those mouse shoes. I'm totally getting those. They'd totally like match perfectly with my new daisy duke shorts i bought the other dayy.

by golly gee whizz! you do know everything, dontcha!

that's not very nice, oracle. you're just a meanie. :(