Empily

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To get a percentage do you have to divide by 100? :thinking: so maybe it comes from something along those lines? :freak:

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haha No that would make me look more of a retard :lol: I'm good with words and grammar nd shi tho.

But I thought you only got 1 point for an hour bump :thinking:

I feel like that when someone asks me to do 7+8 and it takes me about 10 seconds to give them an answer. :P

:awesome: Where you just about to bump it? :lol:

bump William - 19 points :wtf: ceolsige - 3 points Imke - 3 points Technicolor Sparks - 2 points noonsun - 1 point fixmechris - 2 points Emp3 - 1 point

I would like to think I have that, but I don't think I do :lol: Like, I can do the equations if someone's just explained it to me. I could probably do it a couple of hours later. But after a couple of days later and I've completely forgotten how to do them or I've got one type of equation mixed up with another :wreck: So in other words, I have a shit memory for numbers :lol:

Emp3'd? Emily'd? Em'd? Na. :disappointed:

I hate maths too... I thought I had gotten rid of it forever. But then on my psychology exam, the first three questions were maths questions. I fought the urge to burst into tears and run out the room :disappointed:

Strawberry laces :awesome:

So... reasons so far... 1. They never dance 2. they're too nice?! 3. They don't shave/presumably bathe often enough. 5. They have fan sites where pathetic nonfans often hang out. 6. They're fans aren't very subtle 7. They never visit me at home. 8. They don't do bar mitzvah's. 9. because Reilly loves them. 10. Chris Martin sweats too much and it's all gross and unhygenic and icky 11. Their fansite is a bitch and just crashed for like an hour. 12. Their fansite is a bitch and double posts like a crazy old schizophrenic guy on LSD. 13 They never come to Montreal. 14. they're not coming to Peru, but i still love them 15) They're more successful than me 16) Chris's got a piano, and not me. 17) Chris says that I can't have his piano. 18) Chris has immigrants in his piano 19) Chris's piano's a bitch! 20) The Viva uniforms make me want to barf <3 21) I'm less attractive than them. 22. Their fangirls are so damn annoying 23. Their teeth are British. 24. They don't play "Shiver" live. 25.They can go see the Big Ben anytime, and I can't! 26. The fact that They sould look more "proud" in their status.....esp videos not some "nice" all the time image.. put some angst 27. They have awesome accents and mine is just annoying. 28. They have Guy. 29. They STILL haven't done a cover of Single Ladies like I suggested last year. 30. They're not mine. 31) They has not much talentz 32. Their music is so upbeat, but the lyrics are so sad sometimes. 33) they don't put their lyrics in their album liner notes and that's sort of annoying. 34. The tickets cost too much. 35. where are The Nappies? 36. Three words: Make. Trade. Fair. 37. They sell their things on ebay for ridiculous prices 38. the singer over-alters his voice in live performances D= 39. Chris turned down my suggestion to call his child 'Processed cheese' only to turn around and call the kid Apple. 40. X&Y 41. Some of their fans lack a sense of humour, or even the ability to recognise it. 42. They're British 43. They've never been in my country 44. I'm sorry, but their merchandise is shit 45. they didn't fix us yet... 46. They stole Viva La Vida, like, 30 times... 47) THEY AREN'T CANADIAN 48. All that hot air that comes out of Chris' mouth pollutes the air, damages the o-zone layer, endangers our forests, melts our ice-caps and kills baby kittens on contact. 49) They made Viva la Vida (album) exist. 50. They're inferior to Radiohead 51. because atm i prefer Muse. 52. Chris, Will, Guy and Jonny just doesn't sound as catchy as John, Paul, George and Ringo. 53. They like cake not trifle 54) I'm really hungry right now and they have more money to buy delicious food than me, so they should just go suck on a dick. 55) Cause Chris Martin loves to kiss Bono's balls. 56. They oblige me to lose time in their fanforum instead of doing something useful (like math homework). 57. They dont admit they are the biggest band in the world 58. Chris Martin is lying to us about Gwyneth. We all know it's a coverup 59. Because Chris has a hat. 60. 'Cause they've probably never been to Sardinia 61. Because Guy's pants are way too tight 62. because their songs are shitty? 63) Their ridiculous Viva outfits. 64) Chris Martin. 65: They have a time machine so they can film videos in the 80's( see Tha Hardest Part) 66) Will is sort of ugly. 67) They impregnate fan girls like me but never send me any money to pay for teh poor bastard. 68. Because Chris Martin IS one of Bono's balls. Bob Geldof being the other and The Edge being a tiny little growth attached to Bob Geldof ball. 69. Coldplay seem to make me zone out when I listen to them and then I get embarrassed when my friends tell me that I've been staring into space for the past 5 minutes with a retarded expression on my face. 70: Because.. they made me retarded. 71. They allowed a Steve Carrell movie to profit off a joke made about how gay they are. Bad because they got called gay and because Steve Carrell got attention.

99. Coldplay seem to make me zone out when I listen to them and then I get embarrassed when my friends tell me that I've been staring into space for the past 5 minutes with a retarded expression on my face.

IS THAT THE TIME? :freak:

:lol: Mark has seen the future :P

You sometimes need a bit of Coldplay hate to even things out a little :awesome: BAN REILLY :freak:

Congrats Bossman :P

Getting Emily'd doesn't sound quite as entertaining :disappointed: Gettin Reilly'd though... :wacko:

I don't create enough threads to think about it :thinking: And I never look at them either.

Does it involve melons? :wacko:

They just played a bit of Coldplays' 2003 BRIT performance on tele :cheesy: But they only played about 20 seconds of it :disappointed:

True :awesome: Thankiesss :blush: