Everything posted by Sternly
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The cost of a call
mmmmmm :embarrased: ........ I think english jokes are bored aswell.........
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Why Today!?
I know, but I was from 12:00 UK until 8:00 p.m there.............. and nearly noone was in :( :(
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Tell me the little things that make you SMILE and ENJOY life
lol.............. I don't like routines that much, but If I don't have them I just don't work. I have the most stupid and incredeble ways to loose my time, so I just need them. I like to see the same people all day, because I adore them, I don't know If they think adore me, but I think they aree just fantastic persons, so It's quite pleasure to eb at school
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I've figured it all out now
Well the out.of topics are also infantile, so I don't see the difference........
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I've figured it all out now
We are four brothers + we need someone to do the things. I don't cook, I don't clean, I don't make the beds, neither do my brothers. Who else then?
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I've figured it all out now
Sorry. I have one since I remember. Don't think it's a millionar thing. It came an Australian boy once and he went to our school, which is a Private British School, and when we sawe that we had nannyes and drivers and gardeners and cookeners he thought we were rich, but that's not big thing here. The standards are different than in Europe and Canada, USA, Aus............. you know. All my friends, or almost all of them, have nanyes and drivers and gardeners and some have a person that cook them. But I repeat, It's not a big thing
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The cost of a call
Cultural Perspective The Italian says, "I'm tired and thirsty. I must have wine." The Frenchman says, "I'm tired and thirsty. I must have cognac." The Russian says, "I'm tired and thirsty. I must have vodka." The German says, "I'm tired and thirsty. I must have beer." The Mexican says, "I'm tired and thirsty. I must have tequila." The Jew says, "I'm tired and thirsty. I must have diabetes."
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The cost of a call
It seems a man in Balham, South London decided to write a book about churches, mosques and synagogues around the country. He started by driving to Scotland and started working south from there. He went to a very large church and began taking pictures. He spots a golden telephone on a wall and is intrigued with a sign that reads; £10,000.00 a minute. Seeking out the reverend father he asks about the phone and the sign. The reverend father answers that this golden phone is, in fact, a direct line to Heaven and if he pays the price he can talk directly to God. He thanks the reverend and continues on his way. As he visits churches and mosques in Glasgow, Newcastle, Blackpool, Carlisle, Cardiff, Birmingham and London, he finds more phones with the same sign. From each reverend father, vicar mullah and pastor he receives the same answer. Finally, he arrives into Clayhall, Essex and into a synagogue. Upon entering, low and behold, he sees the usual golden telephone, but this time the sign reads; "Calls: 25 pence" Fascinated, he speaks to the Rabbi. "Rabbi I have been in cities all across the country and in each church and mosque I found this golden telephone, and have been told it is a direct line to Heaven and that I could talk to God, but in all other places of worship the cost was £10,000.00 a minute. Your sign reads 25 pence a call. Why?" The Rabbi , smiling benignly, replies; " My son , you're in Clayhall, Essex now. It's a local call.
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I've figured it all out now
yes it is, but it doesn't look cool. That's just tipycal here. Parents working all day, kids with their nanny, chofer, gardener, language techer.................. bored really!
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Tell me the little things that make you SMILE and ENJOY life
I wish I could go on a bike at school, but it's so far. It's in the middle o nowhere, and everyone look at us like If we were starnge bugs........ :lol: School is not that necessary, you can do many things withour it, you just need a bit of intelligence and knowledge, taken from books, stories, ideas, not particulary what they teach you at school ( have you realize that sometimes they teach you thing that you will never see again or use, like Factorise or Estadistics of the 1920's...)
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I've figured it all out now
why stunned?????? I never understand why you do that.
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I've figured it all out now
My chofer drives at 80, otherwise it's dangerous (he says that) How long do you think it takes me? Now, when I go with my friends, their Chofer drives at 120 and more-...................... a lot faster!
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For those who know I am, I'm back!
Welcome Back Butter ( You noted I'm also back, all reformed and sane ........... It might not be a pleasure for some, I doubt it's is for someone :lol: )
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Tell me the little things that make you SMILE and ENJOY life
That's your school. Mine it's different, in some aspects. If we are tlking gravity we experiemnt and we apply the knowledge and we have a very small school in the country side, and we can work outside and in Biology we go to the place where you leave the horses and we analazine, and now it's the hot season, we work in the backyard and ..........it's great. Besides you can swimm at lunch breaka and take sun (I hate both so anyway) and I have only 5 classmates and we are like 120, so it's great.............. I don't know how someone wouldn't like school in this way!
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:So how is everyone today?:
Hello.................... I'm terrible for welcomes, but .......Welcome!
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Tell me the little things that make you SMILE and ENJOY life
Why all people hate school? I think it's great. I can't understand you!
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:So how is everyone today?:
I can't go out of my house because the sun it's too hot and my skin get's ready red and it hurts and I have allergy and it reacts with the sun, so I've been the whole morning, with nothing to do and, as I told you, just inside the house, but besides all that, I'm great. Why are you so bad?
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:So how is everyone today?:
How are you then?
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Tell me the little things that make you SMILE and ENJOY life
- Seeing your friends online - Think you liked someone, or made a new friend
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Tell me the little things that make you SMILE and ENJOY life
I guess you're right....................... It's my idea or this board is slow now?
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:So how is everyone today?:
I agree with girlstar, I doubt people care
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Tell me the little things that make you SMILE and ENJOY life
I suppose.................. It might bother people, I can't know how they think
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What are you listening to RIGHT NOW?
If I could, you know I woullldddd...................Bad, Live from Boston
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What are you listening to RIGHT NOW?
woohoo!!! "desiiiiiiire....desssssiiiiiiiiireeeeeeeeeeeeeee" !! :lol: Please & Where the streets have no name ............ Live from Toronto :lol:
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I've figured it all out now
That's like me going to the school, but when I'm really late and the highway is clear it takes me like until Life is for living