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Yeah, Like EVERYTHINGS NOT LOST, CHRISTOPHER!!!!!:P

Now are you playing along to some music??? cause there are points where your fingers are not moving correctly with the music???? I think it sounds great, but did you have a bit of help?

Oh Kyra!!!!! Now don't leave us hanging!!!! I love the part where Guy was pretending to drive while walking and called that guy a prick cause he didn't know he was supposed to stop:laugh3::laugh3:

Man. no tweets or anything?? Soundcheck, nothing:cry:

Why all the complaining? The band knows what their doing, just sit back and enjoy, they will hopefully get to latin America and then they will be gone with NO tour for a year or so and we will wish they were touring. These concerts their doing are going fine so far.

hmmm.... Those who are dead, are not dead, their not livin on this thread, ooooh oh oh.:laugh3: sorry kinda quiet here

tonights concert thread is dead!!!:veryangry2:

I thought that was Great!!! I wanted it alittle longer tho!!! The slip and slide thingy was funny, I remember having those in the backyard during summers as a kid, tho that person did it on the ramp:laugh3: Drink beer and have hotdogs, he is so cute!!!

I thought that was Great!!! I wanted it alittle longer tho!!! The slip and slide thingy was funny, I remember having those in the backyard during summers as a kid, tho that person did it on the ramp:laugh3: Drink beer and have hotdogs, he is so cute!!!

Marissa, I sure hope his voice is healed, we never heard anything about what was wrong, so I imagine maybe he had a frog in his throat and it's hopped away:laugh3:

Come on Guy get your twitty machine going!!!!!:laugh3:

Hot??? Damn right their HOT!!! Ummm if a certain Pisces is looking elsewhere at anytime, I think my hubby would allow a date or something like that to take place.... Just Saying...:laugh3:

She seems very laid back, that's what I get from the article, and feel she's very misunderstood. I think Gwyn and Chris are kinda alike, I think Chris spoils her rotten, but I also believe they can argue alot over things cause they still may be alittle bratty:laugh3: This is just my take after seeing so many articles, videos, and interviews of them both. I could be wrong, thanks for the article.

Yes I rang Chris a few minutes ago, and he said "What's a Stanley Cup":P I advised him not to mention it, but he might have to make small talk if he needs the crowds attention:D

Like Sean said..... Scream your fucking heads off.... Well Sean didn't exactly say it that way, but ya'll get the message!!!:laugh3: Have lots of fun!!!!!

Well when the leg is finally over, and they go back into the studio, it might be 1 to 2 years of them not being on a tour, and everyone will complain for a new tour:) I agree about U2 being sold out, they are playing to a huge stadium crowd which means they can afford to tour less and make the huge bucks with less dates. This band is alot older than Coldplay and has been around alot longer, their band worldwide is bigger than Coldplay. I leave it to the band, they know what their doing and why they do what they do. I am pulling for you guy's in Latin America!!! I'm pretty sure Coldplay recieves a bulk amount per concert, whether they play to 5,000 or 18,000 it's in their pockets regardless.

Thanks Sue!!! I am not sure if they have a wax model of her?? I remember Chris talking about getting to know Gwyn way back, then realized he was talking to her wax model, and figured it was good practice, something like that:laugh3:

I feel we need a tweet of his waffles this morning:wink3:

Great, wonderful Stories!!!!!! Oh and it is Tweeting, I made Chris use the term Twitting, cause he is goofy in the story and doesn't understand high tech stuff:laugh3: I thought it would be funnier. Kyra, yes thank-you for starting the short stories, yours was fun, so i decided to join in too. keep up the stories ladies and Simon they are all so good!!!! Can't wait for the next read!!!!!

Thanks everyone:)

Twitty Machine (Short story) Part1 ( Put the whole story here) Part 2 Part 3Meanwhile back in Will's room....... Part4 Part5

Jonny brings the tea to chris...... Chris: Thanks J. Jonny: really chris we're sorry. Chris: it's ok, the girls are all defending me, they want to take care of me. Will:o: Figures Guy opens the door and decides to step back in..... Guy: Oh Chris... I bought you a nice cup of tea from the starbucks... Chris: Come here!!! I ban you from twitting the rest of the tour, now hand over the twitty machine. Wide eyed Guy looks at Will who is on the couch twitting Guy: give it to him Will Will hit's sent..... Will: Ok, I'm done Chris: Thank-You, now the show's on for tomorrow, the Drs. gave me the go ahead. Jonny: Great, cause I don't know what to do with myself on day's off. Guy: Just don't try to make me move anymore than I do, it's annoying Chris! Showtime!!!!! After the curtain comes up and Violet Hill is finished, Chris starts to chat.. Chris: How's everybody? Crowd: Roars, claps As Chris scans the audience he notices alot of Fan signs... One say's "Feel better, Rudolph" " Chris, Don't leave the band" "Your not an ASS" "We Love the new Hair Plugs!" When Chris see's that he looks back at Will and realized Will had to get the last laugh, Will shrugged his shoulders with a smile and a wink, and then mouthed to Chris "Gotcha" OK i guess that should wrap it up, glad you enjoyed it!!!

This is actually part4 of a short series for those who might not know thanks, glad you enjoyed this silly short. Guy looking thru the peephole...... Guy: Shit, it's Chris Jonny: Quick, hide the twitty machine Will: Hand it to me. Guy: Oh if he knows what we sent, he'll be cross. Jonny: Man up Guy, he can't hurt us, he's sick Door opens.... Chris: what took you so long? Guy points at Jonny and Will..... Guy: They made me do it. Will: GUY!!!!! Jonny: Oh Twitty Boy, I'm so dissapointed in You... Chris: Have you been Twitting about me??? Will: Not much... Chris runs to computer and types in Coldplay twitter Guy runs out the door..... Will and Jonny start backing away...... Chris: I have a Red nose? I'm an ASS? New record without me??? Jonny: It's not that bad, we were just having some fun. Will: I wasn't, I ment ever word, (snickering) Chris: All I wanted was a Cup of Tea, why don't you guy's love me? Jonny: There, there, let me go get you some now Chris: Thanks Jonny, now where has that little Twit gone? Will: He's probably on the next bus home.....

Meanwhile back in Will's room....... Will: Come in fellas!!! How's chris feeling? Guy: Like a baby. Jonny: Being a Diva, Again!! Will: I shall not go visit him then. Guy: let's tweet the GirlyFans Jonny: Ok, say "Greetings from Will's room". Guy : Sent... Will: Chris has issues... Guy: Sent..... Jonny: His nose is red like Rudolph's.... Guy: sent.... Will: Chris is an Ass Guy: Sent.... Will: No don't send that Guy: Too late.. Will: Ok then Jonny: We don't like Chris anymore Guy: sent.... Will: Making a new record without Chris.... Guy: sent Will: no don't send that Guy: Too late Will: Ok then Knock at the door...........

He told The Times: "I've mellowed, but not in the sense of liking Radiohead or Coldplay. I don't hate them. I don't wish they had accidents. I think their fans are boring and ugly and they don't look like they're having a good time." I guess he hasn't been to see Coldplay... TWAT:laugh3: