Everything posted by MartinFan
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Gwyneth...
I can't find the pic, but I saw what I thought was a pic of Gwyn and Chris hand in hand on a beach, maybe their honeymoon, she was wearing a thong suit (black), and she was probably pregnant, the pic showed them from behind, and she had the most fab butt in that thong, she has since gotten alot more skinnier, but her butt looked liked jessica biel (Timberlakes gal), it looked really good. (No not a perv):D just jealous!!!!
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What Happened to Coldplay?
I LOVE THEM ALLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:D
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LeftRightLeftRightLeft...SONG
Ya know how they sing a song title in the majority of their songs? I wonder if they shall sing LeftRightLeftRight somehow in their song... The Chorus could be... Guy went walking away from us.. LeftRightLeftRight Then he was gone, and out of sight... LeftRightLeftRight We all missed him so much it was such a Rush... Ooooh Ahhhhh.... LeftRightLeftRight:laugh3: I know shut-up, LOL
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Moral of this joke is for Coldplay
Oh it's silly yes, but cute. I am sure Chris, Will, Jonny, and Guy are a bit annoyed with all the crappy publicity this brings with all these people coming at them with this stealing nonsense, the joke and moral to it, was just a light hearted funny! Chris is always looking out for us fans and wanting to please us, so the joke was me saying... There's no cause for Concern!!!
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Moral of this joke is for Coldplay
Just a cute joke with a moral for the Boy's. The Pastor's Ass >>> >>> >>> >>> The pastor entered his donkey in a race and >>> it won. >>> >>> The pastor was so pleased with the donkey >>> that he entered it in the Race >>> again, and it won again. >>> >>> The local paper read: >>> >>> >>> PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT. >>> >>> The Bishop was so upset with this kind of >>> publicity that he ordered the >>> pastor not to enter the donkey in another race. >>> >>> The next day, the local paper headline >>> read: >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S ASS. >>> >>> >>> This was too much for the bishop, so he >>> ordered the pastor to get >>> rid of the donkey. >>> >>> The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a >>> nearby convent. >>> >>> The local paper, hearing of the news, posted >>> the following headline the next day: >>> >>> >>> NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN. >>> >>> The bishop fainted. >>> >>> He informed the nun that she would have to >>> get rid of the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for $10. >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> The next day the paper read: >>> >>> NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10. >>> >>> This was too much for the bishop, so he >>> ordered the nun to buy back the donkey and lead it to the >>> plains where it could run wild. >>> >>> The next day the headlines read: >>> >>> NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE. >>> >>> The bishop was buried the next day. >>> >>> The moral of the story is . . . being >>> concerned about public opinion can >>> bring you much grief and misery. even shorten your >>> life. >>> >>> >>> So be yourself and enjoy life, don't let these other Asses in the industry bring you down. They are just jealous!!!!! >>> >>> >>>
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[6th May 2009] Will Champion interview: "Only our successful songs are linked to plagiarism" (update
After reading the MTV (pinch of salt so they say) it makes me sad, people make jokes about Coldplay like they haven't got any talent at all.:veryangry2:
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Gwyneth...
She's got a great bod cause she is with a very sexy Man, who is young and keeps her in shape, if ya get my drift:wink3: She is smoking HOT!!!!
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Ignorant comment on twitter
Lucy..... YOU GO GIRL!!!!:kiss:
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Mis Heard Coldplay Lyrics??
I had to laugh, I thought the exact same thing, I thought it was Japanese that he was singing, I was like HUH?? I was singing foreign too, then when I looked the lyrics up it took me a few times to get that part right everytime it came on.
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12 year old!
OMG!!!!! I could be your Nana, LOL, you can call me Nana, LOL, Welcome!!!!
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[##CANCELLED - DISCUSSION PG138 ONWARDS] 09-Aug-09: Ford Amphitheatre, Tampa, FL
COOL!!!! I will get my binoculars out to see you:laugh3:
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Your Coldplay Set list
I would so like to hear See you Soon, and Yes!!! Everything else is cake with Chris on top:kiss::wink3:
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||The OFFICIAL Coldplay FanFic Thread 1||
Your just a smarty pants aren't you:laugh3::laugh3::laugh3: Simon did a fanfic called LeftRightleftRight pretty cool the new CD is called that!!! I say he gets an award for being Psychic. OOps that was an earlier song title wasn't it??? Well then Simon is plagiarising it, so NO DEAL.... LOL LOL
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Ignorant comment on twitter
I don't think we should give him a question... I think we should ask him to tell GUY that Coldplaying.com FANS just want to thank ALL 4 of them for The NEW FREE CD!!!
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Ignorant comment on twitter
And 1 more thing, I emailed the stupid bastard. So There:smug:
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Ignorant comment on twitter
This douche should feel priviledged just to be in the same room with him... That's all I have to say, so there:smug:
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Gwyneth...
This was interesting Who Are Hollywood's Hardest-Working Moms? By Lisa Streib Forbes staff Madonna just ended one of the most lucrative years in her career. In 2008, she sold close to 1 million albums in the United States, grossed $105 million on tour, and inked several endorsement deals. But the public only has ears for one thing: Mercy James. The 3-year-old girl from Malawi, who Madonna wants to adopt despite the reported objections of a Malawi judge, is the most recent example of the public's obsession with the personal lives of celebrities, especially celebrity mothers. The children of stars wield incredible power because of their inherited fame. Their faces sell magazines, their outfits stimulate clothing sales, and candid photos of their daily activities make their parents more relatable. The frenzy has created a subset of female celebrities who are known as much for their family lives as for their lives on screen and stage. It's a tough act for these women at the top of their profession, who must balance their need for media exposure with the desire to raise their kids with some degree of normalcy. In pictures: Hollywood's Hardest-Working Moms More galleries on forbes.com Hollywood's Power Families Hollywood's 10 Hardest-Working Actors Hollywood's 10 Top-Earning Actresses Hollywood's Best-Paid Actors Top Hollywood Pay -- Men Vs. Women Madonna tops our list of powerful moms in entertainment thanks to unparalleled earnings of $110 million in 2008. As well as her musical success, she endorsed Sunsilk, Louis Vuitton and Vodaphone. She's the mother of three children: David Banda, Lourdes and Rocco. No. 2 is Reese Witherspoon, who earned an estimated $24 million in 2008. Reese appeared on-screen last year in "Four Christmases" with Vince Vaughn, a film that earned $160 million worldwide. She's also the international spokeswoman for Avon and honorable chair of the company's charitable foundation. She has two children, Ava and Deacon, from her former marriage to Ryan Phillippe. Gwyneth Paltrow, mother to Apple and Moses, ranks at No. 3 with estimated earnings of $20 million last year. Paltrow, the actress turned lifestyle guru, has both children with husband Chris Martin. She had a momentous year in 2008 thanks to the role of Pepper Potts in the comic book film "Iron Man," which earned $580 million worldwide. Aside from her on-screen career, she endorses Estée Lauder and Tod's, and files regular updates to her lifestyle newsletter goop.com.
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[##CANCELLED - DISCUSSION PG138 ONWARDS] 09-Aug-09: Ford Amphitheatre, Tampa, FL
LOL. I will personally give him a glow stick:D I am just in front of him!!!
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Coldplay Tribute Video
Excellent!!!! You did a great job!!! I love when Jonny, butt heads Chris!!!
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||The OFFICIAL Coldplay FanFic Thread 1||
Sometimes ya wanna just smack Chris:smash::kiss: Good story!!!!!
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LeftRightLeftRightLeft...SONG
I know what ya mean Kirsten;):wink3:
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American HD TV channel Palladia is premiering Coldplay's MTV World Stage show!
POOP AGAIN!!!! Shaun of The Dead comes on at 2:30pm EST, but Scrubs has some TV marathon running before the movie!!!!:veryangry2::veryangry2:
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||The OFFICIAL Coldplay FanFic Thread 1||
Good Job Simon!!! Kyra, Great picture, it was so funny!!!
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American HD TV channel Palladia is premiering Coldplay's MTV World Stage show!
Ours jumps from channel 646 to 971.... POOP!!!
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||The OFFICIAL Coldplay FanFic Thread 1||
Good reading Simon!!!