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It's making it far too difficult to procrastinate right now, and this is by far the most important day to procrastinate successfully on. I am displeased.

It was when it was just like LULZ WTF but now that I realize it was supposed to be a joke... no. :blank:

...Oh. I GET IT NOW.

Because I am in favor of killing all Jews obviously.

What?

you can draw a line through them all XD

Okay well one hour later... "Points A, B, and C are on the circumference of a circle and point P is outside the circle. Points P, A, and B are collinear. Line segment PC is tangent to the circle. Find the length of chord AB if PC = 12 and PB = 18" :bomb: It's had me stumped for days

I doubt there's much you can do since you almost killed him and all.

Crest, do you want a math problem? It's hard. I can't figure it out. XP

User: What's pi to the fifth decimal place? Cleverbot: I don't know. User: You don't know anything about pi? Cleverbot: No, because you don't tell me anything about you. How old are you? User: I will be twice Jenny's age now in eight years, and in 20 years Jenny will be twice as old as I am now. You tell me. Cleverbot: I like the movie 'The Princess Bride' a lot. User: Are you for cereal? Cleverbot: Yes, are you for real? User: What's 2 2? Cleverbot: 4. User: WELL DONE! Cleverbot: Have I made you happy? User: What about 2 x 2? Cleverbot: It's a movie about the earth getting destroyed. More like the Independence Day movie. User: What's 17 - 215? Cleverbot: Tell me. User: What's the area of a circle? Cleverbot: You tell me. User: No you fucking retard, you tell me, motherfucking bitch. Cleverbot: But I know I'm not smart. User: Okay let's keep it easy, what's the square root of 4? Cleverbot: I'm sorry, I meant that you know you are a computer. User: Find the limit as x approaches 3 of f(x) = 4x. Cleverbot: Ohoh. Mis su nimi on siis ka? User: Solve for x and y in the following equations: 2x y = 15, 5y - x = 53. Cleverbot: I don't have to prove I'M human.... You have to prove YOU'RE human. Cleverbot: Can you drive? User: You are the stupidest fucking computer I've ever met. Cleverbot is so retarded.

but he made it all up and did it in all those different ways on the spot :dead:

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PwpBSHEHEek]YouTube- Harry Potter Theme[/ame] DOOOOOOOOD ................................ DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD

Oh, and Brothers & Sisters is different on the EP than the tape

What she said, all are the same except for Blue Room Don't Panic vs. Parachutes Don't Panic

Yeah I really shouldn't get apple, I found this for less than half of what my 8-gig nano was and it has everything that had but notes and alarms... and voice recording... and radio... and it's smaller... and the battery lasts longer... :facepalm: anyway if I ever get money that's probably what I'll get...

That's what I had, not the new kind that takes video though. It was sure expensive enough for ME personally. :P My dad offered to try to get a shitty two-gig player for me at the store or something but tbh I'd rather wait to get an old Touch or something, and I have an antique 1G player that uses batteries it burns through like paper and has redonkous numbers of bugs... it'll have to do for the next six months or so I suppose. I was going through artists alphabetically adding only my favorite songs and by the time I even got close to Radiohead it was almost totally filled up... not sure how I'm going to adjust :P edit: Shit the new iTouches cost $200... and you can't buy the cheaper old ones anymore... forget what I just said *facepalm*

I'm sure you'll beat me, I've only even played internet mini-golf like twice Aw really, I couldn't find My Brain is Open anywhere, I need to order it :( Let me know how good it is!

Sweet Jesus I'm on fire He has the sweetest, darkest eyes And when it comes into his eyes I know iron and steel couldn't hold me But God I'm easy bruised But so often a moth to his flame And the things that he's asked me to do Would see a senior saint forgetting his name I have an audience with the pope And I'm saving the world at eight But if he says he needs me, he says he needs me Everybody's gonna have to wait Where could he be? Was that a minute or an hour? Where could he be? He turns the hours into days. Kill me phone, cover the cage And wait for the doorbell to ring Where could he be? No he won't come running Where could he be? The world is turning at his pace. Kill me phone, cover the cage And wait for the doorbell to ring I have an audience with the pope And I'm saving the world at eight But if he says he needs me, he says he needs me Everybody's gonna have to wait :nice:

Wow nice I'm not that far ahead of you because I haven't been reading it quickly enough XP The mathematicians in it are freaky and interesting :nice:

Yeah that would be... amazing :whistle:

I wish I could have seen the papacy in the Renaissance, it was basically like The Center Of Orgy, they just had sex with like prostitutes and young boys painted gold and shit indiscriminately, too bad I would probably die of plague or whatever before I could laugh at them enough :\

same with sports bras, tch such a pain you know?

It would be better if it was like an actual religious figurehead but I suppose they're wise enough to keep their anal sex under wraps.

Me too, that's how I did it when I was a kid. A little confusing if you're putting on tank tops or sleeveless shirts, though. As I'm sure you know.

really? Do you like it so far? It gets really interesting about halfway in especially.