MartinLover

obsessive stalkernessity what my condition is- with Chrissy!

i had a very strange one one time... Coldplay was going on a north america tour and they were on a plane and for some reason i was with them...but anyway, when we arrived at the airport there was this wierd, old native american dude there and he's like "I won't let you through the door outside because you're british!" and chris was like "what does that have to do with anything" and the dude's like "well last time you people were all colonizing here you took up all our land!" and then chris tried to call security on the dude but the dude kidnapped him and took him somewhere and i had to go rescue him and when i did he kissed me and we ended up in the same room...... AGAIN. they always end like that...:dozey:

when some wierd girl accidently saw the word CHRISSY in your notebook because you wrote it like GINORMAS and she called you gay because she thought chrissy was a girl... (she's sorta stupid if ya know what i mean...)

haha yeah have you had any other dreams?

ok..... i have alot.... here goes, 1.when all you think about during a school band performance is their lack of wisdom for not playing a coldplay song 2. when your own relatives won't call you your name anymore, instead they insist on calling you CML(Chris Martin Lover) 3. When your friend, who doesn't even care for the band, knows everything about coldplay by memory because of what you've told her so many times. 4. when you won't even call Chris Martin "Chris Martin" anymore, instead you always refer to him as "My Chrissy" 5. when you've now decided that if you have a boy kid that you will name him Chris. 6. when you've named your model of a ship that you're building for a project "The Chrissy" 7. when you spend all your free time either drawing chris martin or writing about how much you love him 8. when you randomly start drawing an equal sign on your hand 9. when you have like 1000 pics of Chris and coldplay all over the place

i LOVE ALL Coldplay songs!!! YAYS!!!

:stunned: wow... well at the end of my dream somehow we ended up in the same hotel room....:rolleyes:

oi chris makes me feel all warm and buttery.... yum...

i had a dream once that Chris came to my town for a concert and i went (of course) and he kept staring at me and after the show he came up to me and then i said hi and then we kissed.:stunned: i liked that dream.

that little kid in that pic is going down.:sneaky:

*drools* this is now my fave thread... oh he is sooo gorgeous. oh, CAJM YOU ARE AND WILL FOREVER BE MY CHRISSSYYY!!!!:D

Chris is HOTTER

Guy reminds me of the quiet, shy one.

his wierd sexy dancing is so awesome it makes me faint.:dozey: yeah ok i know i'm obsessed

he's awesome i love him he makes my heart melt! i like his handwriting and the way he says love chris at the end.

This song is FREAKIN AWESOME!! It is my fav song off of it's CD

ok here's a wierd play that me and my friend wrote it's called "The Amatuer Stalker" about Chris and this wierd, dumb person who stalks him. OKAY here we go. "THE AMATUER STALKER" PART 1: Chris's House setting: at chris's house when gwyneth and the kids are on vacation somewhere and he is there alone. *phone rings and chris picks it up* Chris: Hello? Stalker: hello is this Chris? Chris: OH MY GOD!!! Who are you and what have you done with my mother??? Stalker: I don't have your mother! But I do have your cat.... cat: Meow... Chris: NO! Not little Chloe. Stalker: Silence! Follow my insructions or you'll never see Mr. Fluffykins again. Chris: *walks over to Mr. Fluffykins, the teddy bear, and hugs him tightly* NOOO! NOT MR. FLUFFYKINS!!!! Take my piano instead! Stalker: I thought you were a grown man. Chris: Uhhh.... yeah... let's talk buisiness. Stalker: ok. I'm across the street. i'm crossing the street. I'm at the doorknob...watch the doorknob turn sloooowwlyy... *begins to turn knob* Chris: uhhh ok I'm..... watching??? Stalker: oh crap it's locked. Chris: welll...yeah... Stalker: Darn this. I'll just break through the window. *runs at window and smashes himself into it* oh! OWWWW! Man you must have a plastic cover or something!! OWW! Chris: oooo :stunned: Stalker: anyway, forget tonight. I'll be back tommarow. promise you'll have that door unlocked? Chris: Yeah i guess....... to be continued....

time for what? what in the world are u talkin about

it was probably a joke but if it wasn't and he does retire.... i'm going to the highest cliff i can find and taking a gun with me and shooting myself off of it....... ........:cry: goodbye world.... i'll miss you....

(ok this is cray, i know, but i really did it) u know you're addicted to coldplay when you're riding along in the passenger seat of the car and gazing at the bilboards on the side of the road and then you see one with a picture of all the coldplay guys and it says COLDPLAY at the bottom of it and you point your arm, in front of the driver, at it and let out a HUGE, LOUUUD bloodcurldling scream in excitement and nearly cause yourself to get in an accident. (:embarassed: uhhh, i didn't mean to I guess it was just instinct...)

everyone i know except my brother and mom hate coldplay. And i was on this website and somebody who was on it said that coldplay was the most horrible, unoriginal band and that they plagerize everybody and that they sucked. It made me MAD! :angry:

hehehe. yes he's hottest guy ever!:dozey::cool: I realized that w/ the Scientist video, even though i'd known that all along too! I just realized that Chris looks remarkably like my BFF's brother. Although Chris, of course, is hot, and my friends brother isn't.

there aren't any big pictures for me to steal of images! NO fair! okey dokey, night marissa

thanx for understanding. UGHH! I don't like my siggy pic!!! and that's the last one i had!!!! Oh well, back to browsing the "Chris Martin Images" again...

oh my goodness now i've gone and put the same pic twice on my thing. i need picture guidence. um... i'd rather keep the city to myself, for private reasons. Nothing against you, but im very careful about what info i share with unknown people. Hey! Wanna be friends?