Coldplay

Seriously! I leave for an hour and when I come back ASSS is everywhere! :shocked2: But I can't wait to see Slightly-Dry Asss live! :D

I want a HOT ASSS shirt! :laugh3:

K, I'm back, what did I miss? :3 Really? Thank you! :D The most compliments I ever get about my looks is "I've seen better" so that means a lot. :P

EDIT: WTF why is so big? T.T

:wink3: Yesssss. :D SQ

Once upon a time in Chris' house, we saw Gwyneth sitting on a couch. I said to Elmo, "You better do what Mom said." Elmo started walking upside-down, so we screamed. He touched the lamp and Chris loved how sexy I moved. I killed Elmo then Gwyneth left and Chris didn't want her to, so he tried to talk to his parrot. The parrot looked at his guitar, a "BOOM!" exploded and I laughed because Chris farted stinkily. Then he burped! Gwyneth walked away cuz penises were blue. "AHHHHHHHHH!", the scrotum burst into song of pain pills. "That must be Johnny! Open up Chris' Zipper on the leather JACKET pants. Removing every clothing from Chris' sweaty body Oh, so NOW you Chrissy girls are pervs. :P __________________

*gasp*

Once upon a time in Chris' house, we saw Gwyneth sitting on a couch. I said to Elmo, "You better do what Mom said." Elmo started walking upside-down, so we screamed. He touched the lamp and Chris loved how sexy I moved. I killed Elmo then Gwyneth left and Chris didn't want her to, so he tried to talk to his parrot. The parrot looked at his guitar, a

Uhh...:confused: Let's see: A B C D E F G..... H...orrible :D

Really? Then let's keep it alive. ;)

597 :laugh3:

Leave me alone.

Aww. :3 10 (I know mine is terrible, but I'm new here and I'm too lazy to make a good sig, so take your s*** on someone else. :P)

Green. What is your favorite Coldplay album?

Once upon a time in Chris' house, we saw Gwyneth sitting on a couch. I said to Elmo, "You better do what Mom said." Elmo started walking upside-down, so we screamed. He touched the lamp and Chris loved how sexy I moved. I killed Elmo then Gwyneth left and Chris didn't want her to, so he tried to talk to This is not making any sense any more :P

No...:( Would you sneak on Coldplaying.com during your computer class in school? I'm doing that now. :P @ yellow745: You're 16? Cool. :P

I've never heard it at a concert, but I think it would sound magical. I'm so excited about my first CP concert...but it's not like I'm counting down or anything... 170 more days, 16 more hours, 29 minutes, 46 seconds! :D

Definetly Fix You and Death and all his Friends. For some reason, they perk me up, even though they are supposed to be "sad songs".

^ :laugh3:

Hey there! Enjoy your stay! :)

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Once upon a time in Chris' house, we saw Gwyneth sitting on a couch. I said to Elmo, "You better do what Mom said." Elmo started walking upside-down, so we screamed. He touched the lamp and Chris loved how sexy I moved. I killed Elmo then Gwyneth left and Chris didn't want her :wink3:

Can we get back in topic? Once upon a time in Chris' house, we saw Gwyneth sitting on a couch. I said to Elmo, "You better do what Mom said." Elmo started walking upside-down, so we screamed. He touched the lamp and Chris loved how sexy I moved. I killed Elmo then Gwyneth

Once upon a time in Chris' house, we saw Gwyneth sitting on a couch. I said to Elmo, "You better do what Mom said." Elmo started walking upside-down, so we screamed. He touched the lamp and Chris loved how sexy I moved. I

Once upon a time in Chris' house, we saw Gwyneth sitting on a couch. I said to Elmo, "You better do what Mom said." Elmo started walking upside-down, so we screamed. He touched the lamp and Chris loved