Strawberry Rain

Let's post pictures of cats. :wacko:

I don't have a switch. I'm just into... meowing.

you have a cat? :wideeyed:

:curtain:

*is turned on*

... Ew. *is turned off*

Gah! Stop! ...You're really turning me on, you know that? :wideeyed:

There should be a cat smiley. :wink3:

*is horny now*

Hello, little cat. Want some catnip? :mellow:

We are all living in an artificial world. You are all controlled. By an unknown force. They are out to get you. I like goosing cats.

Actually, I am kinda creepy. :wideeyed:

Or maybe both. :evil:

:wreck: NO! LEAVE ME ALONE! I DIDN'T TAKE IT! I SWEAR! THE VOICES! THE VOICESSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

No, I like other things. I'm not a creep. I swear!

Noes. :evil:

Bye Ren. Now I'm bored. :angry:

:shrug:

Good, I'm safe! :D

:curtain: Is he gone? Ren, that is?

1. I'm left-handed 2. MY NAME IS PRONOUNCED ROZ. :D 3. My thumb is double jointed. 3.5. I'm hiding from Ren.

No! :mean: *hides in another thread*

He's making me carry the child! :bigcry: *passes child to Kelsie* EDIT- Oh good, Imke's carrying the baby, not me!

:blush:

"*sniff* Everyone left me... they even took the cake. :(" "Dear Mum, Well, camp's almost over. Too bad, though. Jonny was just starting to get a little kinky. Right now I'm hiding in the bathroom from all of the meanies here. When I come home, can you please bake cake? Pretty please? With frosting on top? Love, Chrissers" "Uhhh... where am I? Why am I standing here? All I remember is being stripped naked, tied to a pole and then Liam Gallagher was shoving cake down my throat. The cake tasted odd, though..." Guy in cape: So you have to fly with your left arm up at all times, and your right leg out. It has to at the exact angle bla bla bla Chris: *thinks* Damn, he has a fine ass. Chris: Okay, let see here... Scientist lyrics... ah! Here they are! *ahem* (sings in tune of the Scientist) Be sure to ge-et, Butter milk and e-eggs, and don't forget to buy co-o-ondomsssss. Oh and buyyyy that lubricannntt... Jonny doesn't want to get stuuckkk- OH SHIT WRONG ARM! Chris: So then she was all like, but it has to be on the right, Chris! And then she goes on and on about feng shui bla bla bla... Jonny: *nods* Uh huh, yeah, I see. *thinks* Damn, Chris needs to shave.