Strawberry Rain

I'm so confused (and slightly terrified!)!! :bigcry:

* I though you were married to Eddie! :whip: *

What's the flavor of the rain? :wacky: Oh, and how's your liver doing?

*oatmeal*

*awkwardly inches away from Julie*

:wacky:

*grabs Crests*

Daaaaark brown eyes. :wacky:

I'm so hungry!

Okay then, where's the wedding going to be?

My freaky laugh. :laugh1:

Ooh! If you haven't had a wedding already, can I plan it? :wacky:

My armpits think! :bigcry:

Sooo... have any of you eaten popcorn lately?

Okay! :wacko:

But then I'll sneak into Kelsie's house and rape it. :disappointed:

...

Sure! Do you want him in a Tigger suit?

So when is Kelsie's funeral? Those strippers are expensive, you know!

'I'll plan everyone's funerals and weddings! :charming:

Ok, so this is how Kelsie's funeral will go: So everyone has to wear a neon green tie or headband. I rented a funky fresh bar to celebrate mourn in. After some major partying, we do a karaoke contest. Whoever wins gets Toblerone. Then, we gather around Kelsie's coffin and talk about how much we miss her. Then we all get lapdances from strippers. Sounds great, huh? :wacky:

Woot! And we'll play Chocolate Rain too!

Ooh! Can I plan your funeral? We'll play Dancing Queen! :wacky:

I think it was Lady GaGa...

:stunned: ... This is why I rape cats. Er, I mean.... I am very disturbed right now.