Strawberry Rain

Of course she's a girl! Just because she doesn't have much of a chest doesn't me she's a boy!

Rabid cat? WHERE?? :wacko:

You married that pretty girl from Tokio Hotel??

How about this sexy beast?

You're going to be... a furry? :wideeyed:

*foams at mouth*

Can I have your kitty?

Uhhh... I felt like it?

I'm so jealous of her. WHY IS SHE PRETTIER THAN ME!? :angry:

Can I be a sitter? I promise I won't rape the baby! Though I might play around with the family cat...

:wideeyed:

Hmmmm... Not much of a chest though.

Look where Elmo's gun is pointing! Eric will be so turned on...

:bigcry: :hair2:= FAIL

My life officially sucks. A guy is prettier than me. Shemale- :gorgeous: Me- :hair2:

Why are you laughing at my jealousy!? :bigcry:

Oh noes...

I wish I was as pretty as her. :(

I love Halloween! Who cares if I'm a bit old for trick-or-treating!? There's going to be a Halloween block party in the afternoon. I'm making caramel apples and hosting an apple bobbing contest. I'm dressing up as an old lady. I'm so excited it's a bit ridiculous!

Guy in suit: Ok, everyone! So today you have to put on a really great show, and remember to advertise Make Trade Fair SUBTLY! We don't want this concert to be like last Monday's. *glares at Chris* Will: I totally agree, sir! I mean, I found his running around naked onstage to be rather... idiotic. Guy in MTF shirt: Especially with "Make Trade Fair" written in Sharpie on his *ahem* no-no's. Jonny: But that's where all the girls looked at when Chris was naked! I know I looked there. Although it was a bit too distracting for me- Er, I mean, CAAAAAAAKE! Guy: I should've been the one naked on stage! Even though Chris was naked, I'm sure the girls were actually looking at ME! Chris: *thinks* Hmph. I thought it was a good idea. Jonny seemed to like it.

Me too. I suffer from Toblerone addiction. :disappointed:

... I want a Toblerone smiley.

... What exactly are Chris Martinis made of??

:elvis:

My old username sounded to similar to someone else's. And my new username sounds familiar to another song title... :thinking: