Coldplaying@Hogwarts

I'm wearing my VLV shirt today~ And I'm going to a British store. To buy chocolate.

Happy Birthday, :chris::jonny::guy::will::phil: !!!! :escaping::escaping2: CAKE!

Chris: Oh, Jonny, you give the best blowjobs EVER! Jonny: Glad you enjoyed it! Now where's my cake?

^ OMG THAT'S EPIC JONNY MARTIN DOES EXIST

So many good ones today~ "Shut up, I'm not on either Team Edward or Jacob. I just like running through the forest. Also, I'm on team Jonny." Chris: Oh, Jonny, you give the best blowjobs EVER! Jonny: Glad you enjoyed it! Now where's my cake? "YOU'LL NEVER GET MY PIANO! EVER!!!!"

'GET YOUR OWN DAMN GUITAR, JONNY! Or, better yet, your own damn personal pastry chef!'

'Shit, my Dark Mark tattoo washed off....' Now available: The ChrisBot 42. Capable of speech, singing, acting adorable, being charming, oh-so-suave lady skills, and giving really good snogs. Unfortunately, we're all sold out... :(

^ Happy birthday! You deserve a cake! (Don't tell :jonny:)

WTF THIS IS LIES LIES LIES LIES

Guy: Say cheese! Will: Cheese.... cake... Jonny: CHEESECAKE?! WHERE?! Chris: I love when this happens.... :wiseguy:

Today in acting someone shouted out "Glass of Water!" In Harry Potter Club, this one girl said she wrote a college application essay on the meaning of the song '42' !

They just played Lovers in Japan~

'Jonny, you'd better DUCK! Those birds are gonna eat your cake!' Jonny: WTF OH NOOOOOOOOOO!!!! *does epic Matrix dive to save cake*

What about mine? I did LRLRL, Famous Old Painters, and Wedding Bells: Wedding Bells Famous Old Painters Leftrightleftrightleft

I want a Koopa Troopa guitar.

Chris has yet to learn how to poke people on Facebook correctly... Chris: You have a Facebook? Random bystander: Yeah, so? Chris: Mind if I poke you? Random bystander: No, not at all... random bystander: OW! Chris: Hehehehe.... *squish* 'Eeew... was that dog shit? *looks* Nope, it's just Jonny's cake....'

Today my English teacher said "Going nowhere fast" and I immediately heard Glass Of Water in my head. Math today was all about variables (X&Y) and on my way home I heard Uprising by Muse on the radio (it's a cool song) and it reminded me of Viva La Vida.

'Am I not turtley enough to join the Turtle Club? Turtle, turtle, turtle~' (Master of Disguise reference)

I got Tap Tap Coldplay~ It's amazing.

THAT'S THE PIC I SAW THIS MORNING – that is Chrissy's hat.

THAT'S THE PIC I SAW THIS MORNING – that is Chrissy's hat.

I NEED TO SEE THAT COMMERCIAL~ There's a Coldplay Storytellers? When, what channel?

^ I just watched the trailer for Iron Man 2, looks good. Will see for Mrs. Martin and for Mr. Downey Jr.

Madge sucks. TMZ is trash. Chris and Gwyneth's life together is fine, from what I've seen. The Kate Bosworth thing was a lie, and now this is a lie. CHRIS IS HAPPY. SO I'M HAPPY.

^ It was a pic of Gwyn and Moses, and there was an inset pic of Chris wearing the same hat~