Destrokk

^That is not true :sad: This is my favorite thread to read. You're welcome Fran Son. EDIT: Nvm this thread is painful to read.

I agree, I'm going to change my ways. For now on, I am posting true smart comedy for the coldplaying forum.

wow we have such gr8 taste :heart: Juan Son is a musician from mexico :wacko: he likes to dress up as food and sea creatures. :heart: he's more experimental pop i guess also Dee likes David Byrne :heart:

I agree with Dee and Fran :heart: and W0W i have so many Other Fantastic men on my list but i don't think they're "rock" so idk but most of you mention Indie People Gifest I remember there was a poll or some contest last year, i think Dom Howard won. Why?

^Excellent idea Reillo! But a good option is Thanks/Hate so we can ONLY hate Dee. She is the only need Hatin'.

MY PANTS CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE

PLEASE

I CANT HANDLE IT IM SO FUCKING EXCITED AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Truly disgusting.

:bigcry:

I have replaced my signature with a FAQ.

Impossible! Have I caused such a crisis to the coldplaying forum? Not. I have made this thread out of hatred, but because I have reasons to highly dislike the user of coldplaying, Coldplay (a.k.a Dee) What would be the reasons as to why one would make a thread of yours truly? What have I done other than to bring joy into all of your lives, love and peace? It would be silly.

You are useless.

How dare you go into our thread! This thread is dedicated to getting rid of your sorry American BUTT. But! I can use this to my advantage. Quick! Someone get a pitchfork and some fire. We are burning you. Burn the Witch!

With Dee is it NO DELIGHT. Deesaster 2013. She stands for disaster. Did you know she plans to take over the United Kingdom with her water wavves? I insist Katherine there is no romantic relationship between us, she is my enemy. But I do WANT the Dee, Dear or Alive. Just because My Gender is of male does not mean I am man :angry: Please respect free liberty. Yes it has come to this. Help spread the word, I am planning on making a Coldplaying group and photo album. Desperate times calls for Desporit Meashures.

Do you disapprove? Are you a follower of the Dee? Did you know she protested and interrupted a performance of Micheal Jackson in 1996? We have to put a stop to this.

Thi s is no joke Edward. This is the real deal. True, we were once friends but it has come to an end. The sounds of silence have begun.

I put 2013 because I KNOW that she has been hated for several years now. She is a menace to society! She spends her time online 24/7 bullying fellow Coldplay lovers and harrasing young boys. She is the definition of horrible. I can not stretch This Enough. Let's put a stop to Diana. Or our little Codpaying community will perish. I want you all to sign my petition to kick Dee out of Coldplaying. We can bring justice and peace to this world. If our plan succeeds we will no longer have to See her ugly avis of old men deal with her constant meltdowns have to smell her hairy feet read her opinions on this forum, thi si a place of DISCUSSION not opinion she is ugly haha

i knew somebody was gonna say that

fuck the police

how about fucking urself

to not make crap music

Im so fucking excited that I'm shitting my pants right now. I just heard the news for more Rezzy Leon and my pants couldnt handle it. It's coming out! It's everywhere. Exciting poop! Please stop i am getting too excited for more crazy adventures starring the Leon. I have run out of pants.My life is very smelly.

i'm from 2009 why dont i understand

i thought this was new and i was like wow.......