Prince Myshkin

Haha, well no, not simply wearing shoes, but if you aren't dressed like this: Or like a fresh boy who is far too well groomed, with shaved eye brows and too much aftershave, and those ridiculous hats which are baggy at the back and make them look like an oversized foreskin. If you aren't one or the other you tend to stick out a bit. And if you stick out for reasons that aren't because you are the hardest or most racist in the area then they presume it's because you're gay. I'm perhaps going a little over the top, but I'm not a million miles wrong. As for the being asked out by guys I do take it as a compliment. One guy even told me I should consider turning gay as he knows dozens of guys who'd want to fuck me. That was a little scary, but it's not an insult :lol: Obviously he thought there was a chance I was suppressing homosexuality, otherwise he wouldn't have asked me to consider it, otherwise that would have been a bizarre phrase of words.

The weather doesn't tend to affect my mood. Darkness does though, hence why I think Winter sucks.

Oh, and that I have a swineflesh sandwich waiting for me downstairs :)

Today I learned that when you have a job, the few days before you start it actually feels like days off, whereas when you don't have a job the days without work are pretty soul destroying and depressing. I am glad I am now in the former category.

Half ten is such a healthier time to wake up than half eleven. Congrats to the clocks.

Happy Burfday!!!!!!

Well, since I don't have really short hair and wear shoes as opposed to trainers, a lot of people think I'm gay, so when I notice they have a problem with that I tend to play up to it for a laugh to see their reaction. Actually, it's a little bit of a worry since because I don't often have a girlfriend as everyone around here sucks, others start to think I am gay too. I've been asked out by more guys than girls :shame: Admittedly a few of those were when I was about ten and I did look a little bit like a girl :lol: Weird though in the other cases since I'm not effeminate or anything like that.

Wahoo! I guessed right :cool:

I take full credit :smug:

A man is at his sexual peak in the mornings. Supposedly.

Haha emo.

I'd go as far to say that I dislike her, for no real reason other than the fact she is everywhere and I don't like her music. But she is talented and at least she has a voice in the world of gay rights. I love how people hate her so much too.

Lazy!

**** rolls well off the tongue. Not a sexual reference, actually linguistically.

Boxer of the future. Got a good defensive stance with a mean left hook!

Wang slang (Punt)

Yeah. Had they not been created as swear words then there wouldn't have been a problem. But sex, fornication, humping, boning and fucking are all the same thing, yet one is a swear word. Also the male genitals have a few names but none are too bad, yet the female genitals have two words which are seen as some of the worst around.

It's kinda lame swear words exist. I don't understand that concept. My favourite swear word is 'fuck'.

Orgasms. edit: Posted at the same time as Kels, wasn't a reply to her post :shame:

Reilly is in an argumentative mood tonight. You OK man?

hardcore

I would say the same to your face. My opinions on Harry Potter are my opinions, and if I was asked about it I'd share my opinions.

You started wars and bring up religion. It's only going to lead to one thing :laugh3:

Boobs.

What was phurdles previous username?