Prince Myshkin

I bought a memory stick for my wife. She hasn't forgotten my beer once since the first beating.

i'm struggling to think of a better newcomer than myself :P

i wish i still had it :( and gta london too! i cannot beat that :shame:

hey when do the 2010 coldplaying awards begin? i wanna win something

booooooooooooo yet you still persist in watching dr poo :(

the irony of this statement is that neither of you scored (man i feel like mc_squared :rolleyes:)

ahhh good plan! *chants* picture of your boyfriends brothers new haircut! picture of your boyfriends brothers new haircut! jk

:laugh3::laugh3: your boyfriend is laaaaaame :P

have you been watching any simpsons too? i reckon you would like the inbetweeners given your new 'reputation' in this thread HEY CRESTICLES! did you ever watch any more inbetweeners?

which one is super mario galaxy? my sister always used to watch me play grand theft auto because i'm obviously more badass than your brother

i know. that's why we know you're ok it just looked funny on the internet to people who don't know you are friends with people already

i shall read that tonight gonna leave the tab open

i have not

we're only kidding don't worry it's just funny that's all. we know you aren't a weirdo but their are lots of weirdo's online and it was like you blurted it out and couldn't contain yourself

hey! you edited!

what are you going to do with your lack of innocence cresticles?

jeez jade, give the sex talk a break :rolleyes:

:laugh3:

I was lying in bed with my blonde girlfriend last night when she said, "I think my boobs are too small, I'm going to get a boob job." "Hmm," I replied, "my hands are too small... what do you think I should do?" "Do you want a hand job?" She's a keeper.

I think we've seen enough to trust Paul the Octopus with two boxes marked 'Israel' and 'Palestine'.

yay, my too favourite coldplayers! how are you both?

hmm, i might spam the joke thread to get everybody back might go a little more risky though

like a pantomime horse?

In an effort to be a gentleman, I stood aside and held the door open for my girlfriend. Two minutes later she said, "Can you please piss off while I'm going to the toilet?"