Prince Myshkin

oh well it's just an old hairy fat guy with a medallion in speedos

are you not enjoying the pics?

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oTWv63RyLP8]YouTube- Pingu Goes Fishing[/ame]

speedo's should be mandatory

i have normally hairy armpits. just hair. you can barely see it unless i raise my arm. and hey, i have a crush on bianca cassady from cocorosie who has hairy armpits sometimes. if i liked a person i wouldn't try and change them. a guy with shaved armpits is weird. trimmed i can understand

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-10658162

i'd much rather be in Scandinavia than britain :\

emma, you almost killed the thread talking about dr who :angry: today i learned that the dutch language was originally started as a joke that got out of hand.

sweeeeet planning things to do in the next few weeks. my parents go away next saturday for two weeks. i have all my male friends coming round throughout, writing music and enjoying various toxins and then i've also got my four best female friends coming round, two at a time, one pair in the first week, one pair in the second week for film evenings and music/booze. the fact the girls will be coming (who all have boyfriends as far as i'm aware so i'm not inviting them round with an ulterior motive) should ensure i keep the house super tidy so as not to look like a slob. then i have a meal at my sisters house one night too which is always great. i'm really looking forward to it all :D

wow it's only like 20 here. maybe not even that with the breeze goodnight grace! sweet dreams

horses are coooooooooool

i think i'm going to the pub in about three hours. until then i have to get ready and tidy the house. in the evening i think i'll visit a friend. do you not have a mini fan you can use to cool you down?

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

A man goes to a fancy dress party dressed only in his Y-fronts. A woman comes up to him and says "What are you supposed to be?" The man says "A premature ejaculation." "What?" says the woman. The man explains "I've just come in my pants."

that really sucks. i hate nights like them where it's impossible to sleep and when you do finally manage it something happens to wake you up :angry: i played one of my best games yesterday :smug: you up to much today?

So I went to the dentist. He said "Say Aaah." I said "Why?" He said "My dog's died.'"

I bumped into an old friend the other day. He's got poor eyesight as well

I went to the doctor. He said 'you've got a very serious illness'. I said 'I want a second opinion'. He said 'all right, you're ugly as well'.

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I went to the doctors. He said 'What appears to be the problem?'. I said 'I keep having the same dream, night after night, beautiful girls rushing towards me and I keep pushing them away'. He said 'How can I help?'. I said 'Break my arms!'

:( illness? i'm pretty good

yoyoyo how are you?

looking forward to this i've done a team on this site for two years and taken it seriously since i've been in leagues with my friends and we all want to beat eachother. it means i should do better in this one than the world cup one i did where i made my team a fortnight before the world cup then never went back to it again :rolleyes: i'd be happy with a top half finish in the coldplaying league

you can't win a thread :hug:

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