AusKT

Aaaww, it was fate. :love: I used the phrase 'up the duff' to rhyme with 'married 'n' stuff'. Btw - what's 'n' stuff? :inquisitive: Your eggs are drying up. :whip:

I know. :shame: I have serious issues. I'm working on it. Um, no. I guess I just assumed that it was something all Doctors would do ....... sorry. I do find it hypocritical that quite a lot of Doctors and Nurses smoke though. Yeah ok, I know none of those organs. But I know you can donate a kidney, and I thought I had heard that they can take a small part of the liver ...... or something like that. :confused:

Earlier I saw a comment on FB where your was used instead of you're. :dozey: And, she's a teacher!!! :facepalm: (and yes I have a bad habit of starting a sentence with and. :whip:) I think the people on here from non english speaking (or not as a first language anyway) countries do an amazing job! :thumbsup: I've always thought your english was very good. :) I actually had to delete someone from FB because I just couldn't stand all of the spelling mistakes in her frequently updated status. Yes I'm a bitch. :blank: Seriously, blatantly obvious ones, to the point where sometimes I had trouble deciphering it. For fuck's sake people, what you post on FB is there for everyone to see - CHECK YOUR SPELLING!!! I'm now going to be paranoid about my grammar when writing to you. :uhoh: Haha, you biatch! :P Seriously?! Want me to bitch slap them? :angry:

You seem like a sweet honest guy. :) You also seem to be too good for her. She basically wants to have her cake and eat it too. She says she's in an open relationship, and while that may work for some people, it doesn't sound like something you are into. I really believe that if you give in to your feelings for her and do take it further, you will only end up getting hurt. It doesn't really sound like she would leave her boyfriend, but if she did for you I would be very worried that in time she will just do the same thing to you. I know you have a connection with her and strong feelings, but I feel that she is only using you. You seem far too nice for this - I would cut your losses before this situation makes you feel any worse. I believe you know what the right thing for you to do is. It will be hard - but stay strong. Good luck with it. :)

When you going to be up the duff?! :whip: Speaking from experience - yes. Were together for 9 1/2 years (also had 2 kids together) from about 16.

Only have 532 posts. :wink3: Oh wait - you said stable. :disappointed:

Oh my God, Reilly. Sweetie, I am so sorry. Fuck, I'm such a bitch! I really didn't mean it the way it obviously came across. I'm a smartarse. I kinda read you as being a bit of a smartarse too, but looking at it now I really should've been more sensitive. I really should just keep my big mouth shut. I do think though that you can usually depend on your gut feelings. And no, I'm not strong - I'm a fucking mess. You seem like a sweet guy Reilly. Again, I really am sorry.

I'm not. :shame: In theory it's a wonderful idea and I would love to, but I have weird issues with icky stuff like this. I know I'll be dead, so it won't matter whether they cut parts out of me and bury me incomplete - but, like I said I just can't seem to deal with it. I also freak out about the thought of having an autopsy performed on me. I know. I'm weird. Also the fact that if I'm buried I'll rot and creepy crawlies will eat me - but then I also don't want to be burnt to ashes either. :bigcry: I KNOW - I'M WEIRD. I would of course donate a kidney to a family member if need be. Like a live donor transplant or whatever they call it. Don't they do partial liver transplants too - where they take a piece and then it grows? :thinking: Wow. This thought has actually never crossed my mind. Apart from a kidney - and possibly partial liver transplant - Alexa can you clear this up for us?! I find this interesting given that you are studying medicine.

Thanks for all the lovely piccies ladies! :kiss: And Lauren! :stunned: Thankyou sooo much for an early Coldplaying anniversary spam! :P Especially since I've been too busy/disorganised/lazy to do one for myself. It was scrumptious. :mellow:

Wow, really? :shocked2: I wasn't surprised, as their dad has too. It was actually the child health nurse that picked it up when they were around 1. All babies have what appear to be chubby little flat feet. I dunno - theirs are. :uhoh: Their ankles roll in. So they both have to wear orthotics for support - which can make buying shoes a real pain in the arse. Didn't your feet/ankles/back hurt?

My kids wouldn't want to do that. :whip:

My kids have flat feet. The podiatrist said that my son has the most flexible feet she has ever seen - which will be handy because they're in the local circus group which involves doing gymnastics and acrobalance. My daughter is quite miffed that hers aren't as flexible.

Well that's a fairly substantial amount of time then. Daaaaaammnn. You sure fucked her up good and proper! Wtf? Why did it take so long to break up? That just makes it worse for everyone. Yep, sure is. Ok so we were 15 - but still! :wtf: Haha, yeah like getting your friend to ask a guy if he'll 'go out' with you. :P Or was that just me? :thinking: You have fuck buddy stores?! :awesome: Reilly, you're hawt. I'm sure you'd have no trouble finding a nicer one. So I guess she's the best kind of fuck buddy in that she's there so that you can both have your needs satisfied - end of.

Yeahhhh, you may as well just get that extra 2 hours and you'll probably find you'll hop up straight away!

I don't sleep well, up and down through the night; so when it's morning I do not want to get up. :dozey: So as well as hitting the snooze on my phone I set at least 10 different alarms on my phone, at about 3 minute intervals. WTF time do you set it for originally?! :freak: Whyyyy would you set the alarm to go off in the middle of the night?! :wtf: THIS happens to me too! Yet for some unknown reason you still wake up before or around 6am!!! :stunned:

I can grow little people inside my belly! :wacky: I can do that with either side. :smug: Seriously?! If I could do that, I'd be pulling that party trick out on a regular basis! :sneaky: Ewwww Carrie! :sick:

The school my kids go to used to have a pretty awful menu - chicken nuggets and microwave heated mini pizzas and lasagne, etc. :sick: So last year a group of parents (including myself) decided to run it. We made everything from scratch, and had healthier options. We had sausages in a bread roll, but we would cook up about 7 different vegetables, puree it and take it to a butcher where they would mix that into the sausage mix. The kids loved them - and they didn't even know they were getting vegetables! :sneaky: Same with the pizzas we made. Pita bread with a pureed vegetable base and then the toppings. We also put heaps more salads in the burgers, sandwiches and wraps. And we got rid of all the lollies and chocolates. Because we're mean. :evil: A lot of teachers even ordered the food because it was better than it had ever been. Unfortunately we just couldn't get enough people to volunteer for just the 2 days a week that it was open, so it's leased out again. Not a fan of the food they have now. :dozey:

Sorry. :shame: :hug: Hmmm. Admit it - you were hoping for a threesome. :sneaky: I dunno, it just seems strange to me. How long were you and girl B together though? Sounds like she wasn't overly heartbroken about it. No offense - I'm sure girls usually end up in a crying heap for months after you break up with them. I had a 'friend', when I was about 15, who asked me if things didn't work out with the guy I was with would I mind if she hooked up with him. :wtf: And actually, about a year before that her older brother and I liked eachother and she gave us her blessing, but then got really jealous anytime we spent any time together - to the point where she wouldn't speak to me. :dozey: As for the 'fuck buddy', can't you just find a nicer one?!

Seriously?!?! :freak: My skin crawls just thinking about this. I think maybe you've been watching too many horror movies! I forgot about needles. I am absolutely shocking with needles. I have really hard to find veins and the nurses are usually pretty hopeless at being able to find them. Once a nurse was digging around for so long it left a big bruise, and it left me so traumatised that I had to reschedule the appointment for another time. Now I only let my GP near me with a needle. That was one of the worst things about being pregnant - all the blood tests. :bigcry: Well that and being fat. And not being able to eat shellfish. :disappointed:

I'm sure I've heard that semen is good for the skin - but I'm pretty sure that a guy came up with that one. No pun intended. :P Same with sex can bring on an overdue baby - yep, most definitely a guys idea.

Same :dozey: Actually, it's usually because I wake up to pee then can't get back to sleep. :veryangry2:

So what do you say to the poor wittle children?! Wow. That is. :snobby: Aaaww Kitty! :nice: Meanie! They might remember that and not give Sammy any next time! Well at least they're earning their candy. :P :awesome: I hope you told them to fuck off? We didn't get any, but we don't really do Halloween here in Aus - although the shops are trying to push it onto us.

Having kids usually makes it worse too. :dozey: @ Cobalt: Why are we awake?!?!

:freak: Now you might grow facial hair! :wreck:

You're just so sexay that everyone wants you. :awesome: So proud of you. :hug: I loved Titanic! Haven't watched it in years though ....... :shame: My bladder is the size of a thimble - so I'm definitely womanly.