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Merry Christmas! :)

^ avatar!!! :lol: :lol: sure gets high ratings! :cool:

What did the over-eager coffin salesman say to the reluctant customer? "We also have a nice selection of urns if you would like to think outside of the box."

Question: What does the sign say over the fax machine at the Eastman School of Music? Answer: If it ain't Baroque, don't fax it!

cloudy and cold? hmm then don't go cuddle up with some stranger! :sneaky: :P

These are not English. These are American! :lol: :P

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woman's perspecting! :D Coffee, chocolate, men... some things are just better rich. :lol:

Pearls of wisdom, continued! Never marry for money, but it's okay to hang around rich girls till you fall in love. :lol:

hello! don't get too tanned! :sneaky:

bored? read the jokes thread! :sneaky:

Pearls of Wisdom: While in Boston I had to use the pay toilet down by the dock area. As I entered and the automatic door closed I noticed a scrawl on the wall.What I read sort of brings out the times that we lose in lifes game. "Here I sit, broken hearted, I payed my dollar but only farted. Mr. X, Westfield, New Jersey

falling out? hmmm how we yearn for eternal youth! :D

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Julia, any plans on replacing your av? :embarrased: :kiss: :kiss:

Two penguins standing side-by-side. One says to the other: You look like you're wearing a Tuxedo. Reply: What makes you so sure I'm not? :lol:

:lol: :lol: if he had red hair like yours, he wouldn't need a cut!

hi ya Julia!!! :-) *hugsssssss*

:rolleyes: :P :P by the way, I'm surprised at the absense of Badaboum on here today! :confused:

blood and meat also didn't have anything to do with this thread! :lol:

what/who exactly is a 'smurf'? :huh: i thought that's something insulting...

Happy Birthday to youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!

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yep...no blood in plants and other 'non-meat' items! :smug: :cool:

Lincoln Park? i think u mean Linkin Park...or maybe i've mis-spelled too! :lol: