Brent

Yeah. I have a penpal and it takes forever to send letters back and forth

Queefs are relatively common in females

i knooooo

Pathogenic resistance via intracellular T-cell implants

But that was when I dated people. I have since learned that I hate everyone, and I'm always miserable in relationshits, so I don't really date anymore. Forever alone. Which I'm cool with.

It actually is

omg once I was having sex and a queef happened and I laughed and laughed and laughed and she got mad

It's embarrassing okay :disappointed:

The WoM section usually smells like hipsters

No I actually hate sex. It's gross.

I'm a 70th trimester fetus

If you replace bagel with fuck you get fuck

Put it in my mouth and masticated

I ate a bagel for breakfast

Yeah there is. Sorta.

I'm gay for bagels

No I work in a research laboratory that has catering for staff and I go with my professor. YES!!!!11!

I get free lunch every day where I work

Try it

Once I had one in my ear. Wearing earbuds hurt :|

So it was crunchy too

I put the chips on the sandwich.

They were good too

And chips

I had a sub for lunch. It was zesty.