Brent

Wait so I shouldn't eat 46 pizza rolls with ranch dip before bed?!?!? That's crazy talk!!!1111

How do I do it :angry: I'm eating less and working out more. I have pretty big arms and stuff, so I'm not really looking to gain muscle. How do I make it go faster ugh it's taking foreverrrr~

uhhhhhh hey

What is this

Oh thanks :nice:

that leik lol omg

What is this

omg stop

Are you going to date rape me : (

Stop trying to rape me you guys

I had a concussion once I fell Everything was all rainbow :awesome:

Haha, yeah probably. The problem, I believe, is not that she's in love with me. That's impossible: there's no way I've spent enough time for her to even know my favorite color, let alone my hopes/fears/snoring problems. No, she's in love with the IDEA of me: someone she thinks can provide the love and attention the requires to function. I think all people experience this (or there would be no drive to become emotionally entangled). However, in this case, she's letting it consume her. Like, yes, I would love to find the person I'll be with forever, and yes, I'd love to have domestic bliss one day after I'm educated and my affairs are steady. I'm just not going to let that desire dehumanize me. This is why I had pity and still respect her enough to acknowledge her presence (plus she gets unbearably LOUD when I don't). That, and I don't want to be shanked :nice:

^ did the horse like you?

Wait really? :huh:

I've always thought horses would take a liking to Anna.

Emily you're horny

She could be. But I'm not scared of you. HEAR ME NO-ONE WANTS YOU HERE But seriously I'm pretty sure she's not because it would have come up in some dramatic way. Or she's so full of vanity that she'd think it wasn't her.

Flashback: The chick from this page of the pictures thread should put in like ten dollars http://coldplaying.com/forum/showthread.php?t=77833&page=23 That exchange was the most I've laughed at anything on here I don't know why I randomly thought of that with this thread :disappointed:

Wait is this a joke too :huh:

Anette you're trying really hard to convince me to let you stalk her for me Hey Anette will you counterstalk this girl for me? I'll pay in hugs :cheesy:

Yeah, it'll be okay. I'll just deal with it for 6 weeks-ish and then it will be finished foreverrrrr~~~ I hope there's not some kind of Spartan-like last-stand equivalent for stalkers.

Ah, a diligent memory serves you well. Yes, I had to re-add her because she blew up my phone and a mutual friend's phone about how she's sorry for arguing so much. It happened so often that my phone was running out of battery early evening because it was vibrating so much. On top of that, I tried blocking her number (apparently my cell provider won't do it without a $15 fee, which is really fucking cool of them) and I tried rerouting my walk between classes (a method which worked for about two days). I actually plan on changing the number once I move, which is a $20 fee but it will be totally worth it. For her, and a couple other annoyances (I get a LOT of telemarketers). As far as the Facebook thing is concerned, after a week I figured it wasn't worth it anymore. It's really fucking annoying how she deals with her disappointments. Basically she cries and annoys the piss out of everyone around her until she gets what she wants. I hate it. Call me crazy but this is my current theory. I think that she has been telling people we're dating or something and she has her sorority sisters basically watching out for me on campus. There's no fucking way a person can know so much about me, my schedule, and my habits, while still having even remnants of a life. I know, I'm probably being super paranoid but I've exhausted the remainder of ways I can deal with it. I'm really just trying to run out the clock on this one. I don't really feel threatened or anything so I'm kind of just dealing with it with facetious humor.

Well like her name and pictures and stuff. That wouldn't be cool. And I gotta air it somewhere or it'll get so so stinky

lol

Nah, that would cause a ton of drama nd she'd just become more annoying. Believe me, I've tried. When I do that she just shows up to random things that she knows I'm at (but she shouldn't know). Once she was outside my quantum chem class waiting for me during a period I was blatantly ignoring her. It's easier just to talk to her a little bit. But I always ignore her text messages because they're usually batshit crazy. If you'll notice above, for example, she texted me "Where are we eating at" and shortly afterwards, "I don't see you." I don't know what she was talking about, but I'm pretty sure that she convinced herself that she was meeting me somewhere, WENT TO that location, and WAITED. When I said NOTHING of the sort. I may be wrong, but I'm pretty sure that might be how her mind works. It's really fucked up. Obviously, after graduation in like 2 months, I won't be speaking to her anymore. She thinks I'm going to school in California, when actually I'm going to be in St. Louis. Gross.