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I knew you would answer that literally.

Why is the sky blue :thinking:

Oh My bad I'm glad mine didn't change that would piss me off

I don't even know

Really? You WROTE site editor under your name? It's a position you VOLUNTEER for. Literally ANYONE can do it. How vain!

Wait what am I :huh: EDIT: ew get it off get it offfFFFFfFfF :freak:

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I'm skeptical of all doctors. Always have been. And I was planning on switching because I'm moving in like a couple months anyway and I'll quite happily leave the bloodied head of a murdered moose in his bed the second I leave because yes, I do hate going to him because he's the worst person ever. You're right, it should be a "team" effort. I never thought of it that way. Unfortunately, the team-building part is shattered when one of the members can make money by force-feeding me pills the size of wagon wheels. Thanks Lory you always know how to cheer me up :nice:

^ Yeah, if there's anything I've learned in med ethics classes is that most doctors are kind of crooked. They make money from the drug companies based on what they prescribe, and how much of it they prescribe. Which is shitty logic to me. That method should be illegal (and is in many countries). They do this even if it's much more expensive for the consumer: On the basis of whether they actually need the medicine, and there is almost always a cheaper generic version with the same shit in it. This is why I'm skeptical. Well, that and he seems like a terrible person. If I died under his care in some kind of extreme hypothetical situation I'm pretty sure he'd be more annoyed that he'd have to file malpractice than anything. And I wouldn't listen to him anyway because fuck the man. This reminds me of that thing in The Matrix when the dudes with the sunglasses held that guy's mouth shut until he swallowed the pill.

^ classy bunch!

Wow. I do not want to become dependent like that, that's for sure. The problem is that for the past three years or so I can never get actually-good sleep. Sometimes I don't sleep at all. And when I go 3-4 days without sleeping on a regular basis, it starts to take a toll. So I thought I should go to a doctor. So I went to the doctor and he didn't do anything himself, but he sent me to a sleep specialist. This was like a year ago. And she gave me this silly book that I had to use to log how much I slept every night, and once I had to go to the hospital overnight so that they could hook up my brain to these weird wire things so they can watch me sleep from the inside. I was like you're creepy but I did it anyway. And since I have a history of migraines as well she put me on these pills that regulate neurotransmitter output (NO), (ACh) and (dopamine) I believe, but I could be wrong. Anyway, the logic behind that is that if I have other neural issues that the lack of sleep could be because of regulatory neural stuff like that. And then since that did nothing shes like fuck you here's some nappy pills. And so I just kind of stared at them and never took them because Heath Ledger and Judy Garland. And then I went to the other doctor for something unrelated (needed a checkup for my new school) and he was like asking if I take my pills and I was like lolno. And then he told me that I have to do it. And that's how I'm here now asking you guys because naturally you're more qualified than a doctor. Lory you're great. I truly believe that if you keep kicking, you'll find bliss in a place you least suspected it would be. I need none of these things because I do not exist in real life

Okay Or email me at [email protected]

I'm not making this up by the way: http://www.ktla.com/news/landing/ktla-butt-injection-death,0,1259346.story

Would you like some caulk injected into your butt, thighs, or dimples? If so I'm your man. Meet me behind the Motel 6 tomorrow night and bring $75.

Oh okay My aspiration is to become a doctor you hire on Craigslist to inject your asscheeks with industrial caulking.

DP Damn Internet

Gross Did you find this Dermatologist the way you find a doctor, or did you find him on Craigslist?

They do :angry: Once my dentist put me on laughing gas for like no reason I'm pretty sure. And then laughed at me. And once my dermatologist (when I had acne problems in 7th grade) put this cream on my face that made it even zittier. ASSHOLES ALL OF THEM

I did that's the whole point of the whole thing :angry: But he's an asshole and I think he wants me to die so I stop asking questions about being a doctor. And I asked my other doctor a while ago and she was like eh whatever here's a tetanus shot

Make a poll I don't really have an opinion. She and Him is okay.

oh. I thought you meant if I'm on any other meds. My bad. Zolpidem tartrate, and I'm supposed to take one 10mg pill before I sleep.

I've only heard like 30 seconds of it. SWAGGGGG I don't really think of Justin Bieber when I think SWAG. Though I can't say I think SWAG very often I need to stop typing my thought process

Because you asked what other drugs I was on. And I said none but then I realized it was another opportunity to bitch about my congested nose, dry eyes and general misery, which naturally I'll jump on.

It's okay because I imagine your pee tastes like fruit roll-ups

Wow that's a lot of Biebs spam