Brent

I don't know. The USPS probably lost it or something. They tend to do that a lot. Damn this country and its obese citizens I have had an AWESOME day today. I took a medical microbiology exam, aced it obviously because I'm a genius. Then I got to see my favorite presidential candidate (Ron Paul) at a rally at my school. And it's a gorgeous day outside Oh yeah and I got free coffee I don't think they look alike at all. STL Cardinals are from my hometown! Not like a give two fucks about sports though. But no, thy don't look alike to me. Maybe if the first one was sans beard. I can't visualize it, though.

This thread is confusing Okay guys more people need to vote wtf

No it's not

Well then vote for one :snobby:

I'll change it to Brentifer if you change yours to LOLri

Well then why did you vote for "Reilly's little slut" :snobby:

Nah, I'll take the serious ones and rank them based on votes I'm pretty interested in "Bread" for some reason

How about BrentBrent? Brentmeister BrentTurd

I REALLY LIKE THIS ONE

Okay I'm posting the poll soon

UGH SOMEONE ALREADY HAS BRENT :disappointed: NOOOOO

I feel like you've said this before

IM STARTING THE POLL IN 40 MINS SO IF YOU WANT YOUR SUGGESTION YOU MUST ACT FAST

I don't think that's an option :disappointed:

No no no that would be weird

oooo never mind this one is

This is the best one so far

I was born in 89 okay

Nothing with 69 in it you guys :angry:

ur a meme

Nah that's weird Emma I'll take suggestions here and I'll start a poll in a couple hours

Im tired of people asking me about it I'm gonna put up a poll and you're gonna vote on it. Before the end of the night I'll send Ian a PM with these options, ranked in order of preference, to change my username. I'll attach a poll so you can vote Or give me other options below Why am I making a thread about this :huh: I hope it doesn't become a spectacle Or a way for you guys to make fun of me :disappointed:

That's a good point He probably touches himself in the shower GHEY

But they're NOMINATED based on what will score the ratings for the program. It's what draws stupid people to watch the show. Do you think that as many people would have watched the Coldplay performance if Rihanna wasn't there? Not to say that Coldplay isn't popular, but to say that the show is maximizing the demographics of people who would watch it. And there are a LOT of Rihanna, Bruno Mars and Chris Brown fans that would have not tuned in if their respective artists weren't nominated. And the recording academy knows this, so they nominate artists that will bring in more viewers. More viewers = more money. It is therefore not a reflection of what's good, but a reflection of what's popular. Yes, the best album or artist will usually win the award, but it's the best of the worst. The least smelly shit. So you can't measure an artist's talent based on the metal they have on their shelves. Like, Bon Iver was one of the most critically successful albums of the year, and people were uproariously angry when he won "Best New Artist" over shitheads like Nicki Minaj: It's bogus. When someone who deserves an award wins an award, a lot of the time they lose sponsorship dollars.

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