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Gwyneth was at an authors' night event at the Hamptons tonight... link With Apps and Momo at the signing... And Chris showed up! link link link

look at apple in those wedges!

Why was I not in the vicinity when this happened... on the other hand, I might have lost my mind if I was indeed... I'm telling myself this was earlier in the week, it was raining the whole two days I was in NY!

I'm in new york for a couple of days...will be keeping my eyes peeled for a drop dead gorgeous man jogging along...and wishing I wasn't actually in meetings all day long. Hoping they don't just stick to the Hamptons!

2pics from the beyonce concert tonight http://Instagram.com/p/cqD6LAj2HW/ http://Instagram.com/p/cqE2QaIw8d/

There better be video... @veronicaNYC: Watching Chris Martin booty pop to "Crazy In Love" just made my night #beyonce #mrscartertour Link

Chris and Gwyneth are at Beyonce's show tonight in Brooklyn! link And also Beth Shapouri @BethShapouri Chris Martin and Gwyneth Paltrow are freak dancing in front of me. I am not handling the hotness well.

The new Mumford & sons video is so self-aware and funny. Got me thinking, who would play Coldplay in such a video, if it were to exist?

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Change of pace. Here are the new Hugo Boss adverts! [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2iBwlg3mEy4&list=PLHLi9N3756oGKhoaC4guwQ520HzsI-ZXk&index=1]Gwyneth Paltrow - BOSS JOUR Pour Femme Commercial - YouTube[/ame] [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5YoyyZ-XQZE&list=PLHLi9N3756oGKhoaC4guwQ520HzsI-ZXk&index=2]BOSS JOUR Pour Femme - Elizabeth Saltzman on Gwyneth Paltrow as ambassador - YouTube[/ame] [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ztAXqZxYuS4&list=PLHLi9N3756oGKhoaC4guwQ520HzsI-ZXk&index=3]BOSS JOUR Pour Femme - Gwyneth Paltrow on the color white - YouTube[/ame] [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EkbKblmfTyk&list=PLHLi9N3756oGKhoaC4guwQ520HzsI-ZXk&index=4]BOSS JOUR featuring Gwyneth Paltrow - Healthy Body. Nourished Mind - YouTube[/ame] [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E97PyusRMn8&list=PLHLi9N3756oGKhoaC4guwQ520HzsI-ZXk&index=5]BOSS JOUR featuring Gwyneth Paltrow - Fragrance. The Final Touch - YouTube[/ame]

This is the girl who scooped their icecream and sold them the hats :D https://twitter.com/erinefritz

Yup, and they are all being nasty about it as usual. They keep getting it wrong every year!

Paltrow and family chill out in Majorca Palma.—People magazine’s annual “Most Beautiful Woman”, actress, singer and food writer Gwyneth Paltrow has been enjoying a family holiday on the island. The multi-award winn ing actress has been staying at Michael Douglas’s property S’Estaca in Valldemossa with her two children Apple and Moses. They were joined by her husband and father of her two children, the Coldplay front man Chris Martin who she met in 2002 and married in December, the following year. During their stay, which was said to have been an extremely relaxing one with the family rarely venturing out of the Douglas estate, Gwyneth enjoyed some shopping with the two children round the village although when Chris Martin turned up, they spent most of the weekend enjoying the delights of S’Estaca. They did however, go out for dinner on one occasion and chose La Residencia Hotel in Deya. Coincidentally, Paltrow knows La Residencia well because when she was making a documentary about Spanish food, during her tour of Spain, they stopped at La Residencia to sample some Majorcan seafood. What is more, she is no stranger to�Spain. Growing up, she was a regular visitor to Spain as an exchange student and has often claimed that Spain changed her life and she speaks almost perfect Spanish. The Oscar-winning actress says she travelled to Spain as a teenager, fell in love with the country, and embraces the culture to the point that she visits at least once a year and makes sure her young children, Apple and Moses, also speak the language. “When I was 15, I went to a small town outside Talavera de la Reina and I had the most wonderful experience. It really changed my life,” Paltrow said during a recent interview. Paltrow said Spain “became a second home.” “It is so different from the United States. It seemed to have a history, and the buildings are years and years old. Here in the United States an old building is about 17 (years old), and over there it’s from 500 B.C., it’s incredible,” she said.

So Bill Hader(SNL) was on Conan last night, and they talked about a Tumblr someone has created for him coz he repeats clothes a lot: http://letsbuybillhadersomenewclothes.tumblr.com/ @Coeurli - they stole your idea, yes? :) The poor girl is buckling under all the press she's getting.

Chris is in New York today... gabbN ‏@Gabbn So chris martin casually walks into my job... his foiiinnneee ass. That's right, lady.

I have to remind myself to log out of Twitter sometimes ;)

Guy's MX disc is up for an auction in aid of Cycle Zambia. From the catalog: Signed Coldplay Double Platinum Disc An original double platinum disc presented to bass player Guy Berryman for the sale of over 200,000 MYLO XYLOTO albums in France. Generously donated to CycleZambia by the band it is signed by all four members of Coldplay. 80cm wide x 30cm high - perspex block with wall mountings. Please note there is some scratching and minor damage to the perspex. Reserve £500 collection only or courier by arrangement (please see terms & conditions) Link

Gwyneth Paltrow and Ewan McGregor Eye Johnny Depp Crime Movie ‘Mortdecai’ (EXCLUSIVE) Johnny Depp starrer “Mortdecai” is coming together quickly with eyes on an all-star cast as Gwyneth Paltrow and Ewan McGregor are in talks to co-star with Depp. Lionsgate is distributing and David Koepp is directing the crime drama. “Mortdecai,” based on the three-part series of books by Kyril Bonfiglioli, follows Charles Mortdecai, an antihero art dealer and rogue who is in a race to recover a stolen painting rumored to contain the code to a lost bank account filled with Nazi gold. After contract disputes over Whitey Bulger pic “Black Mass,” Depp moved quickly to line up his next project. Andrew Lazar, Depp and Christi Dembrowski are producing. Eric Aronson wrote the “Mortdecai” script. Erik Feig, Michael Paseornek, Gillian Bohrer and James Myers will oversee the project for the studio. Lionsgate looks to be fast-tracking the project with a high-profile team after it languished for years in development limbo. The film will probably go into production in the fourth quarter of this year, after Depp wraps production on the Disney pic “Into the Woods.” Paltrow’s projects this include “Iron Man 3″ and the indie “Thanks For Sharing,” while McGregor was seen in “The Impossible” and “Jack the Giant Slayer” with “August: Osage County” bowing this fall. Paltrow is repped by UTA and Brillstein Entertainment and McGregor is repped by UTA and United Agents.

I know right! Also, Moses has shot up suddenly, the kids are so tall!

More pics from Mallorca, thankfully without the kids' faces (but pics of private moments are just as bad)

At the "fish stall at the Hamptons", apparently! link

Clam Bar At Napeague ‏@theclambar @PageSix To be fair to Gwyneth, she has dined here before many times and has had steamers, lobster rolls and grilled fish!! :D

(Changing gears a bit) Do we want to read anything into Rik's tweet about sampling Indian-style instruments? they have done it before, do we think they might again? link

I hope we can expect updates from R #42 once the studio sessions start getting serious!

I didn't think I'd see the day when Gwyneth would be photographed wearing flats! :laugh3: