MAFE

i feel shitty

sagitarious???

renito esta perdido

A 7 year old and a 4 year old are upstairs in their bedroom. You know what?", says the 7 year old, "I think it's about time we start swearing." The 4 year old nods his head in approval. "When we go downstairs for breakfast I'm gonna swear first, then you swear after me, ok?" "Ok" the 4 year old agrees with enthusiasm. The mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 7 year old what he wants for breakfast. "Oh, shit mum, I guess I'll have some Coco Pops" WHACK!! He flew out of his chair, tumbled across the kitchen floor, got up, and ran upstairs crying his eyes out. She looked at the 4 year old and asked with a stern voice, "And what do YOU want for breakfast, young man?!" "I don't know," he blubbers, "but you can bet your fuckin' ass it won't be Coco Pops."

no huge cock but le vagina or ginadore :wideeyed: imma not a bad breather...imma listerine onda :disappointed:

woot woot..harry potter sucked ma ass :sick: messa vessat

those are the xxx files... cops are waiting for moi in the metro station :disappointed:

woot woot...imma dildochairfe :dildofakesmiley:

Ari is studying hard...she's fine

CANCER Idiots with Bad breath, and no fashion sense. Couldn't get laid in a bath house, with a Cock made of soap. PISCES Charismatic, with HUGE penises....even the women. If you haven't been gangbanged by a group of Drunk Pisces you haven't LIVED. LIBRA Very gentle...and mentally slow. Libra are often mistaken for shrubbery. CAPRICORN Bitchy, and opinionated.....Love the cock. AQUARIUS Hippies. Usually vegan, and smell like Patchouli oil, and Ass. ARIES Self centered, and will probably do hard time. TAURUS Obnoxious bullies, who smell their own socks after a hard day of mowing lawns. LEO Stalkers! Every fuckin one of them. VIRGO Very Quiet and shy, until they get their first REALLY GOOD pounding. (* From a pisces of course), then they turn into total Scorpio's. SCORPIO WHORES. Scorpio's LOVE to blame their promiscuity on their astrological sign. As if to think that if they were born six weeks earlier, they'd be reading a book at home, instead of getting anally fisted at a bondage club. SAGITTARIUS Ugly. GEMINI Cockblockers. A Gemini is never happier than when he can prevent someone from getting laid. they pine for a world that has as little sexual contact as them.

woot woot..all ma lovers here kisses from le latin colombian!!! :blush:

woot woot imma dildochairfe... :wideeyed:

Hola a la nueva gente latina!! eso es lo que necesitamos...besitos y abracitos :blush:

imma not the nemesis...im luigi :wideeyed:

imma llife as we know it :disappointed:

woot woot...not arious...is in ma blood :thinking:

Oh my god Feefs...happy belated bday dearie...i wish you the best of the best :kiss:

kiwi is ma stuff :sneaky:

woot woot...madonna sin using ma stereo :chinese:

ma babies are in ma toilet theyre brown and stinky :sick:

santa claus is in ma bed perverting ma teddy bear :sick: michale jackson's syndrome

it was 5 years ago here in colombia... a kiwi guy was hot :wideeyed:

who? me? :disappointed:

imma intoxicated with arabic food :sick: i need tena for ma poo because i cant use the loo :toilet:

A guy from new zealand sang that song for me... :wideeyed: i feel unlucky :dissapointed: