LeftLeg

Dude. You're topless, and not Reilly.

'If you find my leg, bury it next to me.'

Do/have you do/done it? An interesting question I feel, how much is too much? How much is too little? What shaving instrument gives best results? I personally like to trim the blighters once in a while, and it's always a heart stopping experience.

Age old masturbation. I also got walked in on having sex in a toilet once, but I was drunk and having sex...so i didn't care much.

What's wrong with talk during sex? Although, now that i think about it, I can't fit much into 6 seconds.

I saved it as my background :nice:

I beg your pardon? It's an old picture, before I fancied Ri.

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The Leg last year when I had more hair :o

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HOLY shit. :nice:

I've decided I'm an 8.5 now.

I'm a man of few words, but it's always sheer poetry.

I did miss her, but the general consensus is that she's a bit of a slut. I was in my local the other night and I took a moment to look around, I realised I was one of three people in there she had slept with. That might not really sound bad, but when you consider she's only 18 and that was only one room...I think you get the picture. I wouldn't say I hated her, I can't be bothered and I don't really care enough about what happened to have bad feelings towards her, but god damn are pretentious people annoying.

Left Arm :(

starts to really get on your tits with everything they do. I'm talking old relationships here, people. If they happen to stay in contact and you just realise how full of shit they are. Ever experienced this? Thinking about the girl I was going out with at the start of this year, I used to love her quirks. Now I find her so incredibly pretentious I feel bad for her, she's also terribly stupid, naive and practically insane.

Ri, I'd give you an 8. Kelsen a 6. I didn't see Alyssa's picture but I'll get back to you. I'm clearly a 7, a good strong one.

I was going for the two month old Jaffa cake look :wreck:

That would offend my new 1939-1945 German hair cut.

I killed myself 16 years ag.....damn, been used. Physically? No Emotionally? maybe 10/....damn it! I have never killed anybody.

I want more pictures of Ri half naked :(

Face is present :) Left leg is not :( fry or boil? :wideeyed:

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Ahh summer, come to meeee, I'm waiting. Hat an' all.

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