sarah**

Whoops sorry Jessica I dunno if you prefer Jess or Jessica

That's so cute Jess's boyfriend is now a member of the board :)

SUNDAY AUGUST 17TH THE DAY AFTER RADIOHEAD CONCERT. What does everyone think of that?

This will be oh so grand if everyone can come. PLEASE NOTE TO ALL TORONTO PEOPLE I WILL BE VERY SAD AND POSSIBLY CRY IF YOU DO NOT SHOW UP. SO SHOW UP! COLDPLAY + CANADA'S WONDERLAND = FUNNNNNNNNNNNNN

THIS MUST HAPPEN I WILL BE SO SAD IF IT DOESN'T!

and wouldn't a saturday be better for people??

What about the third week of August?? Wait when will Reilly be here??

*bump*

i bookmarked it :D

1) Only Superstition 2) Brothers & Sisters 3) Such A Rush Although it was painful to pick only three :P

LOL :lol: IT WILL NEVER END!

IF MEN GOT PREGNANT 1. Maternity leave would last two years....with full pay. 2. There would be a cure for stretch marks. 3. Natural childbirth would become obsolete. 4. Morning sickness would rank as the nation's #1 health problem. 5. All methods of birth control would be 100% effective. 6. Children would be kept in the hospital until toilet trained. 7. Men would be eager to talk about commitment. 8. They wouldn't think twins were so cute. 9. Sons would have to be home from dates by 10:00 PM. 10. Briefcases would be used as diaper bags. 11. Paternity suits would be a fashion line of clothes. 12. They'd stay in bed during the entire pregnancy. 13. Restaurants would include ice cream and pickles as main entrees. 14. Women would rule the world.

A man is driving down a road. A woman is driving down the same road from the opposite direction. As they pass each other, the woman leans out the window and yells "PIG!!" The man immediately leans out his window and yells, "BITCH!!" They each continue on their way, and as the man rounds the next curve, he crashes into a huge pig in the middle of the road. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ A man left work one Friday afternoon. Being payday, instead of going home, he stayed out the entire weekend hunting with the boys and spent his entire paycheck. When he finally appeared at home, Sunday night, he was confronted by a very angry wife and was barraged for nearly two hours with a tirade befitting his actions. Finally, his wife stopped and simply said to him, "How would you like it if you didn't see me for two or three days?" To which he replied, "That would be fine with me." Monday went by and he didn't see his wife. Tuesday and Wednesday came and went with the same results. On Thursday, the swelling went down just enough where he could see her a little out of the corner of his left eye. ------------------------------------------------------------------------

there's always a first time :P :shock: :P :lol:

LMAO at how MALE is MAIL.

fuck now i gotta find more men jokes... :x

Q: Why do men name their penises? A: Because they don't like the idea of having a stranger make 99% of their decisions. Q: What does a man say when he looks in a box of Cheerios? A: "Oh look, donut seeds!" Q: What does a man consider to be a seven course meal? A: A hot dog and a six pack. Q: Why is it good that there are female astronauts? A: When the crew gets lost in space, at least the woman will ask for directions. Q: What's the best thing to come out of a penis? A: The wrinkles! Q: How did the angry guy try to kill his pet bird? A: Throw it off a cliff. Q: Why do men like BMWs? A: They can spell it. Q: What does a smart guy do in an M&M factory? A: Proofread. Q: Why did the man fill his waterbed with beer? A: He wanted a foam mattress. Q: Why are all dumb blond jokes one liners? A: So men can understand them. Q: What is the difference between Government Bonds and men? A: Government Bonds mature. Q: What's a man's idea of helping with the housework? A: Lifting his legs so that you can vacuum. Q: Why are men like paper cups? A: They're dispensable Q: Whats the difference between a man and E.T.? A: ET phoned home. Q: Why are men like noodles? A: They are always in hot water . They lack taste. They need dough. Q: Why do Blonde Women have bruises around their navals? A: Blonde men are stupid too. Q: How can you tell if a man is a WASP? A: He gets out of the shower to pee. Q: What does a woman have to do to keep a man interested? A: Wear perfume that smells like beer. Q: When a woman gets married she wants the 3 S's (sensitivity, sincerity, and sharing) what does she get? A: The 3 B's: Burps, Body Odor, and Beer Breath. Q: Whats the only exercise men get? A: Sucking in their stomaches when a bikini walks by. Q: How do you force a man to do situps? A: Put the remote between his toes. Q: Why is psychoanalysis a lot quicker for men than for women? A: When it's time to go back to his childhood, he's already there. Q: What did God say after he created man? A: "I can do better than this" and he made woman. Q: How do men define a "50/50" relationship? A: We (women) cook/they (men) eat; we clean/they dirty; we iron/they wrinkle. Here's a good putdown line for woman: A man walks up and says haven't we met before? Say YES, I'm , the receptionist at the V.D. Clinic. Q: Why are men like commercials? A: You cant believe a word they say. Q: Why are men like popcorn? A: They satisfy you, but only for a little while. Q: Why are men and stray paint alike? A: One squeeze and they're all over you. Q: Why are men like blenders? A: You need one, but you're not quite sure why. Q: Why is food better than men? A: Because you don't have to wait an hour for seconds. Q: Why do women fake orgasm? A: Because men fake foreplay. Q: Why do men prefer blondes? A: Men always like intellectual company Q: Why are women so bad at mathemetics? A: Because men keep telling them that this... | | |<-------------------------->| | | ...is 12 inches. Q: What's the difference between a bar and a clitoris? A: Most men have no trouble finding a bar. Typical man: At the critical moment, he can't get it up, he asks the woman, "Does this happen to you often?" Q: What do you call a man with 90% of his intelligence gone? A: Divorced Q: What do you call a woman without an asshole ? A: Divorced. :lol: :D :lol: :D :lol:

*high fives back*

if women drivers are so bad, why is car insurance for men twice as much ;)

Devo

Spice Girls :P

YES chocolate pudding is way better than vanilla, although I'm not a fan of pudding I just like using the word :)

Earth Wind & Fire

i'm sarah :D