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they are playing with us those mofos

lol i almost thought a new song is playing hahaha

maybe after etiaw we'll get a surprise

oceans has elements from spies at the beginning

what was that pre viva la vida song ?

you gotta love germans for not putting not available in your country shit..... just a thought now back to the concert

bartender : ever considered peeling it off and eat it ?

so Chris asks him " why isn't it all yellow ? "

The rules are simple everybody adds a line that has link to the previous post in order to make a full joke,so it will be a whole joke made by users,if you think the joke is over add "ba dum tsss" in the comment,3 comments that contain "ba dum tss" from different users puts an end to the joke ;the last one that posted starts a new line. Lets go with the first line .... So a Chris Martin once walks into a bar..

you're german batman ? never would of thought of it judging your face

ok let me ask you smth do you like midnight or yellow better?....what song would you hear 3 times in a row ? which song makes you pick up the guitar and play it ? i wanted to say its a thing of taste but first off answer this questions

idk they wont be getting money for this album from me arrrrrrrrgh!

by normal songs i mean songs like politik clocks yellow life is for living etc;and ffs no i don't mean paradise (not a big fan of it).Be honest guys the new songs are dull ,less creative,less coldplay.I think somewhat after the tour starts we will get hints about a new coldplay album."But coldplay never give hints" you'll say WRONG !!!remember before midnight appeared they posted don't panic on their main page(as if don't panic guys album on the way lol )

actually we heard 44,444444444 % of it so far only 1 song that is not that bad the rest is just not the creative coldplay i used to know P.S. lol at the police smile

i hope for LP7 they release normal songs so most likely yes there will be a lp7

i have to agree with OP...songs are so so and above all only 9 im so pirating this coldplay album

wait wait a second ,it was in color first...no way

sure

honestly the owl looks like its on meth

[video=youtube;_4IRMYuE1hI] meh...dont think so ;may is not that far anyway....or is it ?

GPASUYF And the hardest fart was letting go not taking part

Kingdom come Might have to show where they don't know my fame

want the song nao

always knew Mickey was gay...he holds it like a pro batman that was gold i have to admit

ffs why do you try so hard to redicule me i bet you looked up for yourselves how much the music industry is full of this crap symbolism that repeats itself over and over again,what bothers me is that coldplay is my favorite band and i hope they dont believe that some triangle with an eye in it will sell them albums thats it. P.S. http://imgur.com/a/xhkQm that is funny as hell and lol its safe for viewing (doesnt even have tits) P.P.S. i still didn't find it