Ceckers

That sounds so rude... master at milking! :laugh3: :rolleyes:

Not me or Mark, cos a cow implies a female... if you had said bull then it would be a male! :rolleyes:

Cos Mark and I love you! :rolleyes:

For you it's free! :rolleyes:

Now, now Rick... who you calling a cow? :rolleyes:

Ok I'm now completely lost :snore:

That last post was at Crests!

Why you confused? :dozey:

Mark and Rick? The happy gay couple! :rolleyes:

Bread :rolleyes: :P

Good. Otherwise you would have looked stupid! :rolleyes:

Girls' advertising? No Ari, ìt's a trick question. Like asking 'what do you put in a toaster?'. Some respond 'toast' which of course is wrong! :nice:

I hope this was a joke :dozey:

That would be funny! I got a wasp drunk back in the summer at a festival. Spent about 5 minutes in awe of it trying to crawl away from the can :laugh3:

I was expecting some idiot to go... Milk :D

In the vein of Albie's thread about 'milking cows', I ask you a simple, yet serious question. What do cows drink? :rolleyes:

I'm here all year too! When you book Mark at full price you can get me for half price at the same time :laugh3: :rolleyes:

That's an insult to the sick! :rolleyes:

They're like leprichauns!

Keeper 'suicide' shocks football Tributes are being paid as the world of football mourns Germany goalkeeper Robert Enke, who has died after being hit by a train in an apparent suicide. Enke, 32, was struck by a train at a level crossing near Hanover. Oliver Bierhoff, the German football team's general manager, said: "We are all shocked. We are lost for words." Germany cancelled a planned training session and all interviews after the death of the Hannover 96 player, who is said to have suffered from depression. Enke's daughter Lara died aged two in 2006 of a rare heart condition, and he is thought to have struggled to cope with the loss. Robert was a wonderful man, who had to cope with several blows of fate Theo Swanziger, president of German football federation German journalist Alexander Bleick told BBC Radio 5 live: "Robert spent a long time with his wife in the hospital and [Lara's death] was a very sad moment for him. "A year ago he and his wife adopted a little girl and everyone thought he would be fine again, but as far as we know he had suffered depression for a long time and was taken off training for several weeks in the past month at Hannover. "Doctors worked with him to get his confidence back but it seems they didn't manage to do it." A news conference scheduled to start at 1130 GMT (12.30pm German time) is expected to reveal more about Enke's death. Fans flocked to his club's Niedersachsen Stadium overnight to lay flowers and light candles at the gates in memory of their captain, who joined them in 2004. Hundreds more queued on Wednesday morning to sign an official book of condolence. ROBERT ENKE Born: 24/8/77, Jena, East Germany Debut: 1995-96 Clubs: Carl Zeiss Jena, Borussia Monchengladbach, Benfica, Barcelona, Fenerbahce, Tenerife, Hannover 96 Germany debut: 27/3/07 versus Denmark Caps: 8 Awards: Bundesliga goalkeeper of the season 2008-09 Hannover 96 removed all links to their regular website content, replacing them with a black page showing the simple words "Wir trauern um Robert Enke" ("We are mourning Robert Enke"). Germany's friendly against Chile on Saturday may be postponed. When asked about such a possibility, the general secretary of the German national federation, Wolfgang Niersbach, said: "It's hard to say anything at this point in time. We have to collect our thoughts. It's terrible, we are stunned." Enke was not in the squad for the match, having recently recovered from a virus, but many expected him to be the number one goalkeeper for the 2010 World Cup. The German Football League has announced a minute's silence will be held at grounds ahead of the next round of the top two divisions of the Bundesliga for the weekend of 21-22 November, with all players wearing black armbands. Germany's 1974 World Cup winner Franz Beckenbauer told Bild newspaper: "I feel endless loss and sorrow. When you receive news such as this, all other problems seem small." Theo Zwanziger, president of the national federation, said: "Robert was a wonderful man, who had to cope with several blows of fate." Enke started his career at Carl Zeiss Jena and club spokesman Andreas Trautmann said: "The right words don't exist for such a tragedy. We are shocked and our thoughts are with Robert's family. They have our heartfelt sympathies." Jena, now in the German third division, will open a condolence book for Enke, with the intention that it will be passed on to his family. The death caused shockwaves across Europe, at the various clubs where the goalkeeper had plied his trade. Enke's former team-mate at Portuguese club Benfica, Nuno Gomes , told the club's website: "I find it hard to believe that he has died. It is a tremendous loss for world football, the loss of a man of rare qualities in our time. It is very sad news. "I remember how he was just a young kid when he came here but, from day one, he made a great effort to learn our language and did it very quickly. He was a young kid with a huge desire to reach his goals and learn, a man with a capital M." The club's current goalkeeper Moreira added: "I am shocked. All the memories I have are good ones. As a professional, he was one of the best to pass through Benfica and he learned to speak Portuguese in three months. "If it was not for [Tuesday's] tragic accident, I'm sure he would have played in the World Cup." AdamLeedsUnited The two Spanish clubs Enke played for, CD Tenerife and Barcelona, paid their condolences to his family. Kevin Kuranyi , a striker for Schalke 04, told Bild: "It really can't and should not be true. Robert was such a great person. I don't know how I should tell my wife, she is good friends with Robert's wife. I feel for his family." The German national federation posted a range of further tributes to the player: • Christian Wulff (Prime Minister of Lower Saxony): "Germany loses an exceptional athlete and a very compassionate man. He was a role model." • Michael Vesper (General Director of the National Olympic Committee): "I am shaken to the core. Our thoughts are with his family. This is a tragedy." • Martin Kind (President of Hannover 96): "An absolute catastrophe, which I still cannot grasp." • Ewald Lienen (former coach of Robert Enke with Hannover 96): "This loss is beyond words. I feel endless regret and sorrow that he was in such as situation that led to this final act."

Irish accents are lovely, but not theirs! :rolleyes:

Minus the dodgy hair and irritating Irish accents! :rolleyes:

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3KVf49FkqHo]YouTube- The Shins - Sleeping Lessons - live at the crystal ballroom[/ame] Beautiful!

Somewhere said Mark and I were like Jedward :uneasy:

The Shins thread I can't believe they haven't had a thread of their own yet :stunned: At least I don't think they have :thinking: Anyway this thread is for all lovers of the band, or for those who have yet to hear the beauty of their music :D Can't wait for the 4th album! :heart: