This guy walks into a bar, pulls out a tiny piano and stool, and a tiny little man. The tiny man sits down, and starts to play the piano. This other guy notices it.

 

“Hey, what's that?”

 

“A twelve-inch pianist. Ya see, I found this magic lamp, rubbed it, made a wish, I got a twelve inch pianist.”

 

“Can I try?” The man with the piano agrees and a minute later, a million ducks fill the room.

 

“Ducks? I didn't wish for a million ducks, I wished for a million bucks!”

 

“Ya think I really wished for a twelve inch pianist?”

 

 

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:lol: now thats a magic lamp you can take to the bank...

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good thing he didn't wish for 128 bobs and bits

 

he'd end up with knobs and sh*ts :lol: :lol: :lol:

lol :)

:shifty: Boo :shifty:

haha, i remember hearing that joke about to be told on the simpsons by krusty, hahaha. i watch too much simpsons! :o