My sister is a very intelligent woman when it comes to "book smarts," but a little naive in the ways of the real world. She used to work as a waitress, which I won't knock, because it IS a hard job. But when the cooks told her to go to the basement (restaurant had no basement) to get the dehydrated water, she searched for the basement entrance for an hour before realizing she'd been the butt of a joke. Another time, one of the salad girls had been busy, so my sister decided to make the salad herself. Just as she was carrying it to the customer, the salad girl grabbed her and said "what are you doing?" My sister said "well, she asked for the dressing on the side." You guessed it- she had put a little salad in the middle of the plate and poured dressing around the edges!

 

I was on my way to work early one morning. Having stayed up late with friends at a club, I wasn't feeling too hot! I decided to get some coffee from McDonald's and pulled into the drive through. I sat behind a car for a long time before I had noticed it had its window shade up! As I patiently continued to wait,I began to wonder how on earth this person was able to drive with this shade on.

 

It was quite some time before I realized I had pulled up behind a parked car!!!!!!!

 

One day I was working in the office at my college. I was asked to phone a list of 20 students and tell them that their exam for that Friday had been cancelled. So after I got to about the 10th person I realized that this was one of my classes. I went to lectures during the week and on Friday went to take my exam. But I saw no-one from my class there. Confused, I went to the office to find out what was going on, only to be told that the exam had been cancelled. The sweet little old receptionist told me that a young girl who sometimes worked in the office had phoned everyone. Perhaps, thought the little old lady, the girl who helped out had tried to reach me but hadn't gotten through. I felt so stupid since I was the one who phoned everyone. One of my prouder blonde moments.

 

One time I went to Taco Bell, and the front window of our car was broken so my mom made me order the food from the back seat. I ordered just fine, then the lady asked if I wanted any sauce. I said, "Just ketchup please." Oh Man! She looked at me so funny. THAT was embarrassing.

 

I have a friend who's really stupid. Over the summer I dyed my hair red and I didn't tell anyone about it. So one day, she phoned me to go do something, and when I saw her she said, "Oh, you dyed your hair!'" Then she asked me what colour.

 

I have a friend, Brandy, who was told if you gargle paroxide it will make your teeth whiter. When she did it her gums also turned white. Being the bright blonde that she is, she panicked and ate a piece of red candy to turn her gums back pink. Needless to say her newly whitened teeth were also red.

 

 

Source: http://www.sebourn.com/stupid/stpers.html

 

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yeeeeeeeeesh.

how dumb can people be :rolleyes:

 

Not so long ago I was watching the end of that Madonna film, Evita. I don't like the film but caught the end where she sings that song...... So anyhoo, I was looking at the men standing in the crowd below the balcony and said to my boyfriend... "so where is this set, anyway? Mexico?"

 

needless to say he looked at me and didn't say anything for a loooooooonggg time :stunned:

then said, "yes, that's right hayley - because the song is 'don't cry for me mexico' isn't it?"

 

:embarrased: d'oh :lol:

:lol: ouch, now that was a little bit embarressing :lol:

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oh, and another time i reaaaaallllllllly fancied this boy at school when i was about 15. we were walking to class together, which involved walking up stairs. Easy enough task - or so you would think :stunned:

Yes, you guessed it.

I fell up the stairs and my schoolbag went flying over my head, with all my books coming out.

Of course we didn't walk to class again :o :rolleyes:

awww

i cant remember anything embarassing.

oh, and another time i reaaaaallllllllly fancied this boy at school when i was about 15. we were walking to class together, which involved walking up stairs. Easy enough task - or so you would think :stunned:

Yes, you guessed it.

I fell up the stairs and my schoolbag went flying over my head, with all my books coming out.

Of course we didn't walk to class again :o :rolleyes:

 

:lol: oh my, that must have been something you wanted to forget in a hurry :/

 

I had a tendency when i was younger to find parts of the pavement that are easy to trip on :lol: but meh, my excuse is that a guy with big feet is more likely too :P

OH i know something. last year at my friends christmas party. two guys i liked there. My ex boyfriend, and my best guy friend. My best guy friend decided to trip me, so as i was walking by he grabbed my legs and i went down like a rock. and it hurt too.

 

a week later i went out with my ex again..so maybe it was good. but embarassing. :lol:

oh, and another time i reaaaaallllllllly fancied this boy at school when i was about 15. we were walking to class together, which involved walking up stairs. Easy enough task - or so you would think :stunned:

Yes, you guessed it.

I fell up the stairs and my schoolbag went flying over my head, with all my books coming out.

Of course we didn't walk to class again :o :rolleyes:

 

:lol: oh my, that must have been something you wanted to forget in a hurry :/

 

I had a tendency when i was younger to find parts of the pavement that are easy to trip on :lol: but meh, my excuse is that a guy with big feet is more likely too :P

 

:lol: im pleased you enjoyed that :lol:

sorry but i just gotta laugh at that tripping over pavestone things....

 

when i first went to uni in manchester i was always tripping over the paving stones :stunned:

english ones must be like raised or something, compared to northern ireland paving stones :lol:

anyhoo, i overcame this stumble-ability and now i think i must walk with giant high-steps........coz i don't trip anymore :idea2:

how funny must i look :lol: :o :(

:lol: i tend to drag my feet and stumble all the time

awwwwwwwww :(

 

 

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sorry but i just gotta laugh at that tripping over pavestone things....

 

when i first went to uni in manchester i was always tripping over the paving stones :stunned:

english ones must be like raised or something, compared to northern ireland paving stones :lol:

anyhoo, i overcame this stumble-ability and now i think i must walk with giant high-steps........coz i don't trip anymore :idea2:

how funny must i look :lol: :o :(

 

:lol: good job :)

well its my legs fault i drag my feet though. :P

at a school function a person actually brought a plate when the invitation asked them to 'bring a plate to share'<--which meant the plate with some food

at a school function a person actually brought a plate when the invitation asked them to 'bring a plate to share'<--which meant the plate with some food

 

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hahahh :lol:

 

labell that's right, blame the legs :rolleyes: :lol:

I blame David Brent...the bastard :lol:

a woman in my dad's anatomy class at uni was looking at the dissected (cut in half) penis (gross) and she turned to everyone in the room and said 'Where's the bone?' :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

lmao :lol: :lol: :lol: