deer piss then

set fire to

his eyebrows with

a tub of

black treacle and

his great aunts'

baked some cookies

and his monkeys

nuts roasted on

toads testes while

they were masturbating

with a chicken

on toast. Hairy

legs rubbed against

my throbbing manhood

too much information....

The next morning

I woke up

with a big

brown furry elephant

who said 'you

rocked my world

last night, baby'

I was tired

so i desired