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I must be studying and im too lazy to do it and i have exam tomorrow and all the fucking week...please somebody help meeeeeee...i need a furious mommee that spank my ass because im not being responsable... :disappointed:

no tengo moral para decirte que te vayas a estudiar... yo también debería hacerlo.. pero creo que deberías irte.. bueno, yo tb.. jeje

:uhoh: anyone willing to spank Mafe?

I will spank you Maria :kiss:

*imitating a mother´s voice**

:angry: :angry: [glow=red:4cec4cd028]go back to the books!!! NOOOOWWW!!! [/glow:4cec4cd028]:angry: :angry: :annoyed: :evil: :veryangry2:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

..... I´m just trying to help! :P

 

 

 

 

....aagggghhh Zu

voice of the reason :thinking:

mafe if you're not working on your exam

you will waste half of your life on your studies and never see the end :smartass:

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it was smart lea...mwahahha

smart léa :chinese:

no way i'm just realistic

the quicker you will end those unies years the quicker fun will come

*bored of student life* :dozey:

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student life is...be broken, be broken and be broken....

and when you finish your uni

 

imma broken too imma broken too imma broken too....i can't find a fucking job! :shifty:

finishing uni :laugh1:

best joke i've heard today :shifty:

 

 

 

not yet... may be never

the never ending studies :disappointed:

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never ending studies because you're le doctora...

im going to get married with p.diddy and i won't work anymore!

i prefer to become a noun than becoming puff daddy wife :disappointed:

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only for the money....no, you don't wanna be a noun...you're the dildo chair creator

:shifty:

i'm creator you're testor :chinese:

 

 

puah wedding rich person then i would choose better :thinking:

 

i don't héave name on mind :uhoh:

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you're gonna be ma best girl! mwahahahha...

and you're gonna be like Paris Hilton with the sex video tape

no way i'm not penis hilton :disappointed:

i'd rather be nobody :lips:

i am nobody :thinking:

*running in circle * :stunned:

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nobootay?? or mickael klaxon's daugher Lea Paris Klaxon lll?

Shut up you mafela Anderson :lips:

i prefer to be a nobody

yes i've said a NO BO DY :wideeyed:

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Mafela Anderson doesn't have boobs....

You're Lea Federline :sick:

woot woot i've been pregnant :thinking:

who's the father :thinking:

may be mafe spears :laugh1:

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mafe spears doesn't have penis...

im mafe-lo! :sick:

:uhoh: Hey, hey I got lost! who's the one with the penis?

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i don't even know what the hell were we talking about :disappointed:

Might be all that information you got while studying last night. :idea2: :rolleyes:

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probably because i got excellent notes so im happy...

 

but i have the worst exam tomorrow.... wish me luck :disappointed:

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