SAAAAM you're cheating on me again :cry:

why do you forsake me *grabs knife*

 

 

 

 

 

 

no, not really

hey now, back off with that knife! it's not my fault!

oh man' date=' i have this huge bruise on my left tit where jessica bit it. she has to learn to be gentle eh[/quote']

 

need me to massage it?

oh man, i swear...she is too rough....kelly is so gentle and loving though....hmmm choices

oh man' date=' i have this huge bruise on my left tit where jessica bit it. she has to learn to be gentle eh[/quote']

 

need me to massage it?

 

just be gentle ;)

you know what i think im going to key up ashley's car

 

thinkin she OWNS sam

 

no way bro

*readies keys*

is that your 1957 chevy over there?

*runs toward sam with knife*

 

 

 

i think this is the most interesting action this board has ever seen

you know what i think im going to key up ashley's car

 

thinkin she OWNS sam

 

no way bro

*readies keys*

is that your 1957 chevy over there?

 

THAT'S IT........BITCH!!!! :-x

 

*screams*

they are all definitely reporting us to the FBI ...

 

they just read all this in shock

GAH somebody stop her!

you know what i think im going to key up ashley's car

 

thinkin she OWNS sam

 

no way bro

*readies keys*

is that your 1957 chevy over there?

 

THAT'S IT........BITCH!!!! :-x

 

*screams*

 

HAHAHAHA oh my god!!!!

 

*RUNS*

:shock: :cry: :twisted:

 

YOU'VE CREATED A MONSTER

ashley! simmar down now :lol:

hey i was waiting for a catfight

yah mon, me and jessica are going to visit the jamacian mon tonight

*runs around screaming*.....*hits head on ironing board and passes out*

 

 

hahahahhahaha

 

we'd make a good soap opera

i wanna be george michael

 

seriously

ehhh dudes we should all hang out

in real life

i know man

 

you fuckers should come to DETROIT!

 

and i will give you 5% of pleasure HHAHAHHAHAHHAHAH

yes yes we would make a good soap opera

 

i should send this to abc

 

1950s freaks

come to philadelphia MAN we can all go wild

 

no dudes noooo

 

wait till i go to penn state in fall

 

then i will be closer

 

and then yous can all come party it up in like the second biggest party school in the nation

hey i'm all for detroit

detroit, the city of madonna, right molly

hahaha *is not a partier* :oops:

detroit baby

 

you know, i have the house all to myself for two hole weeks this summer

 

we could party. i mean party.