is that lauren? *kisses* i missed you bebe

 

*takes off shirt*

*whimpers* *eye twitches*

 

but honey, i thought you'd quit drinking for me? oh do i mean nothing to you?

 

just LEAVE ME ALONE!!! GOD! i'm the starting quarterback!

 

AND I'M THE HEAD CHEERLEADER oh we go together sam like "bop shoo bop ramalama ding dong!" ya know! like Grease!

 

Please! you can't leave me! I'll just DIE!

 

fine i'll GO to the spring formal with you but thats it!

 

I'LL SLIT MY WRISTS IF YOU DON'T MARRY ME!.......errr uh i mean, thank's sam, you're swell to go to the spring formal with me :D

*whimpers* *eye twitches*

 

but honey, i thought you'd quit drinking for me? oh do i mean nothing to you?

 

just LEAVE ME ALONE!!! GOD! i'm the starting quarterback!

 

sammy's here!!!!!????

 

*faints*

 

dear god someone give me some water

 

*bats eyelashes*

 

whats up sexyyyyyyyyy

 

 

evenin ma'am *tips hat*

damn you! damn you both! you had the perfect relationship and you threw it away.

 

what do i have? a QUEER and a SEWER WANKER

 

LMAO

je veut tes bloblos ashley! *rwar*

I'LL SLIT MY WRISTS IF YOU DON'T MARRY ME!.......errr uh i mean' date=' thank's sam, you're swell to go to the spring formal with me :D[/quote']

 

well look i've got becky sue here feeling the same way, why don't we go to utah and that'll sort everything out?

*whimpers* *eye twitches*

 

but honey, i thought you'd quit drinking for me? oh do i mean nothing to you?

 

just LEAVE ME ALONE!!! GOD! i'm the starting quarterback!

 

sammy's here!!!!!????

 

*faints*

 

dear god someone give me some water

 

*bats eyelashes*

 

whats up sexyyyyyyyyy

 

 

evenin ma'am *tips hat*

 

ahh! so gentlemanly!

wanna come back to my place?!

its true, i saw the sewer wanker again today *cries* some one hold me! QUICK! :shock:

I'LL SLIT MY WRISTS IF YOU DON'T MARRY ME!.......errr uh i mean' date=' thank's sam, you're swell to go to the spring formal with me :D[/quote']

 

well look i've got becky sue here feeling the same way, why don't we go to utah and that'll sort everything out?

 

*spits out water* HAHHAHAHAHAH *slow mo laugh*

is that lauren? *kisses* i missed you bebe

 

*takes off shirt*

 

hey girl whats up!!

 

lol! oh geez and i saw some of your passover pics there in the ashley thread

 

beautiful!

this place is starting to feel like home ALREADY!

*sheds tear*

yeah i'll go back to your place, but only if i can stay the night

SON OF A MOTHER FUCKING GOD DAMN BITCH I HATE YOU SAM!! I HATE YOU "OH HONEY" AND BECKY SUE AND LAUREN WHYYY! WHY DO YOU MAKE ME SO MISERABLE! I JUST WANTED TO BE LOVED *SOB* AND HERE I AM STUCK IN THE 1950S BOARD WITH A CHEATING BOY FRIEND AND SKANKY GIRLS OHHH THE AGONY

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

:shock: ;)

:shock:

je veut tes bloblos ashley! *rwar*

 

my alta vista translator doesn't compute

is that lauren? *kisses* i missed you bebe

 

*takes off shirt*

 

hey girl whats up!!

 

lol! oh geez and i saw some of your passover pics there in the ashley thread

 

beautiful!

this place is starting to feel like home ALREADY!

*sheds tear*

 

oo, i was missing you and your bloblos something bad *lick*

 

i have a special piccie that you inspired me to take ;)

 

just hope i dont get kicked off this board

je veut tes bloblos ashley! *rwar*

 

my alta vista translator doesn't compute

 

i want your big boobies :P

thank YHWH for passover

je veut tes bloblos ashley! *rwar*

 

my alta vista translator doesn't compute

 

i want your big boobies :P

 

hmmmm i don't have big boobs

yeah i'll go back to your place' date=' but only if i can stay the night[/quote']

 

ooooo!!! how rudE!!!!!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I LOVE IT! ;)

LMFAO im going to be kicked off the board! good bye 1952 :P :lol:

wait you mean you DIDNT want me to stay the night?

FUUUUUCK :twisted: I'M COMING FOR YOU SAM AND LAUREN

my best work ever i think, even ashley agrees and she has seen my bare arse too many times to count

FUUUUUCK :twisted: I'M COMING FOR YOU SAM AND LAUREN

 

coming to join the fun eh?

wait you mean you DIDNT want me to stay the night?

 

PFFFt

 

hello....

 

just playing hard to get honey

 

i mean, since this is 1950 and all, a girl can't reallllly ask a young man like you to stay the night

 

woooot

 

or maybe she can

 

fuck! what am i doing! i sitting here chattin it up when i should be doing all the shit i got due tommorrow! CRAAAAP