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where are ma bikas!?

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imma out for le interview...

 

im gonna be a ho!! :dozey:

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eeeei, mafe... where are our dildo toilet chairs!? :smash:

lea, you should post some pic... i haven't seen you in ages! :worried2: last pic i saw was the call on me dance! :smartass2: xup xup :heart:

woot woot..

 

dancing MC HAMMER!!!!

 

you should hit your head with le hammer! :laugh1:

puah i have photo but as i have no numeric cam it takes long to finish the film :disappointed:

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oooh :worried:

well, first you must go to the pharmacy if you wanna dance again :lips:

mafe, good luck! :wink:

 

i go to do hw then :sick:

puah i m sutra all poharmacy are closed at this hour

i hate this country :disappointed:

EVAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

 

you came back :sneaky:

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oui oui i'm here today :tongue:

puah on 3 pharmacies

3 closed :lips:

ibe quiet and suffer léa :wiseguy:

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woot!

there is a 24hours pharmacy, isn't it? :thinking: it's france!

well, you know what you have to do then: milk, cookies, and bed. zzzzzzzzz :lips:

Mmm doctor eva :thinking:

i must folow her advice :lips:

chocolate, ice cream, cookies, and cakes are best :idea2:

nah nah nah

or i'm gonna finish not ill and fat :disappointed:

it's gonna be wate and soup :wideeyed:

nooooo, fat is the way forward :wideeyed:

:laugh1: for usher

but i have this gala in one month

i must be thin cause thick is not glamourous :disappointed:

dictature of apparences :sick:

not even J to the LO thick? :surprised:

Low low not j.ho

plus you don't attrack moskitos with honey :thinking:

jlow in her low panties.. :dissapointed:

 

no more crap in ma pants

can't make it die :smartass:

yo yo yo wake up wake up :biker:

like hirally duff last effort

give me dance floor give me a dj :disappointed:

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how is my pedraw today? :lips:

hey giiiirls! are you going to dress up next weekend? :P

Pedraw was eaten by le toilet :toilet:

Le crappie says hi to her...

for sutra we miss her!! :disappointed:

how is my pedraw today?

hey giiiirls! are you going to dress up next weekend?

i'm finer and finer thanx to ask :smartass2:

how am i going to dress?

as usual near naked :wiseguy:

hey giiiirls!

2 days in a row! :surprised:

 

evaaaaaa que tal? :D

Pedraw was eaten by le toilet

no i've fallen in love with them

hot toilet seat :nice

nothing better :smartass:

hot toilet with fart :snobby:

nothing better than sex

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