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Knowing me Alan Partridge

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we had spam back in '56' date=' it's a meat substitute i believe[/quote']

 

Im sorry but that made me laugh so hard :lol:

 

 

 

Ok, now enough! :dozey:

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hello mariana how are you, fancy a ride on the back of my hog?

spam

 

The AIDS equivalent for the internet. No known cures.

 

Spam is pretty useless.

 

Also.

 

spam

 

 

 

spam stands for

Stupid

Pointless

Annoying

Messages

 

"I spamed the perverts the other day, and now they're really pissed off!"

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I seem to offend people easily anyway, it's one of my downfalls in life. I don't mean to, i just try to be a nice guy. This time i don't even know what i've done wrong, and i keep getting called a spam.

I only came on this site to talk about coldplay and im getting grief. Fonzie aint impressed

 

 

maybe you'll have better luck on Ron Howard's forum??

Wow...how long did i wait for a threa like this one...sooo many pointless threads the last days...and this is finally a good one.....good job guys!:nice:

troll

 

 

 

1. A large, brutish creature of European myth, often lacking in intelligence. Sometimes compared to the Japanese oni.

2. A dumbass who makes idiotic posts in message boards newsgroups for the sole purpose of pissing people off, often lacking in intelligence. Sometimes compared to people who pass you by on the sidewalk then grab you in inappropriate places.

 

1. "AAAAAAHH, it's a troll!"

"Protect the women and children! Grab your torches!"

2. "AAAAAAHH, it's a troll!"

"****head... we banned him five times and he keeps making new accounts about how he pwns all and that he>>>>>>>>>> ;>>>>>>>>>j00! "

i have to say:

 

finally they show some humor and don't slag off people and call them gays...

 

these guys are funny till they won't slag off us without any reasons, though using multiple accounts is forbidden, but these Alan and Fonzie are harmless IMO

thanks brother, its nice to come across some like-minded individuals. I'm sorry if I've offended anyone in the 30 minutes that I've been a member of this site but it was completley unintentional.

I'm sick of scrolling through 10 new idiotic threads everytime I come here.

 

 

I don't come on Coldplaying to lose braincells, but that's what's starting to happen.

 

 

:whatever:

I'm sick of scrolling through 10 new idiotic threads everytime I come here.

 

 

I don't come on Coldplaying to lose braincells, but that's what's starting to happen.

 

 

:whatever:

 

Fucking hell, you do actually believe that youre above everyone dont you? if youre such an intellectual then say something original instead of complaining all the time. It's not my fault that you have no people skills and have to come online and slag people off.

:)

 

 

F.O.A.D.

 

 

Happy Days sucked anyways.

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i have to say:

 

finally they show some humor and don't slag off people and call them gays...

 

these guys are funny till they won't slag off us without any reasons, though using multiple accounts is forbidden, but these Alan and Fonzie are harmless IMO

 

Thank you but i have to say i'm only alan. I've just read a thread accusing me of being chucky aswell and logging in with the same computer? Believe what you will but i am here only to be a nice guy.

F.O.A.D.? very original, listen I don't even know you. But if you set the bar for this chat site then I'll probably end up going else where. (at this point you should rethort with some derogatory remark such as "Yeah well fuck off and chat somewhere else). See I've responded for you so you don't have to bother. Although if you want to start quoting the dictionary to me then crack on my dear. You truly are a loser, Ciao.

I do set the bar.

 

 

:smug:

 

 

:snore:

Oh, and can I ask someone how you add people to the ignore list?:confused:

Good comeback babes, anyway I'm finished with this thread so I bid you farewell. Hopefully your future banter will actually test me. Laters.

Thanks, I figured it out. :)

Ahh yay. That feature is what dreams are made of. Use it like a cheap erm....T.V. :thinking: :idea2:

hello mariana how are you' date=' fancy a ride on the back of my hog?[/quote']

 

oh please... take me!! :wink3:

Thank you but i have to say i'm only alan. I've just read a thread accusing me of being chucky aswell and logging in with the same computer? Believe what you will but i am here only to be a nice guy.

 

i can't know this, but mods and admins are able to check your IPs. i believe Ian isn't against you two, but i'd recommend to use only 1 of your accounts ;)

 

read this as well:

http://www.coldplaying.com/forum/announcement.php?f=19&a=5

i can't know this, but mods and admins are able to check your IPs. i believe Ian isn't against you two, but i'd recommend to use only 1 of your accounts ;)

 

read this as well:

http://www.coldplaying.com/forum/announcement.php?f=19&a=5

 

I dont know what your talking about mate, the fonze is here only to chat.

What the.... They're multiplying again! :shocked3: :speechless:

 

What's with all the crazy people who keep refering to themselves in the third person and spoiling all the fun around here??! :inquisitive: :bigcry: :bigcry: :bigcry:

 

Whoever invented the ignore list was a genius. :idea2:

 

(edited because my brain is currently on summer vacation :P )

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