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Toilet Trouble

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*yawn* :dozey:

 

I'd have thought that a fellow Geordie would be more understanding to The Facemans plight. Still it's a big city, theirs bound to be some non-believers there.

Au Contraire my dear' date=' the day you come up with an interesting comment I will actually be quite impressed. Heaven knows I might even agree with you. I'm not some petulant child who disregards everything that someone says just because we don't see eye to eye. You seem to be convinced that I have multiple personalities. Take a glance left and you'll clearly see that both myself and Sam are online. Unless I have multiple computer terminals in my abode I don't really think that you'r arguement stands up. Now come on, just for old times sake give The Faceman a smiley. I know that you've been itching to do it for the entire thread.[/quote']

 

 

none for you, little one! Now I can see YOU have been itching to see one!

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*yawn* :dozey:

I agree entirely! Clearascrystal is very boring but i'm always one to give second chances.

I agree entirely! Clearascrystal is very boring but i'm always one to give second chances.

 

 

why are you so positive it was for me? maybe it was a yawn for this whole thread...

none for you' date=' little one! Now I can see YOU have been itching to see one![/quote']

 

Indeed, I don't know what I'd do without my daily SPAM intake. The only thing I'm itching for is for you to post a comeback that isn't totally devoid of wit.

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none for you' date=' little one! Now I can see YOU have been itching to see one![/quote']

Clearascrystal Sammy doesn't dislike you, i just pity you. Wasn't it you who attacked me first? I'm merely defending my good name against a person who seems hell bent on dragging it through the mud. I'm a lover not a fighter,you should know that by now. And as for your hurtful comments about cheers being shit, well at it's peak the ratings were through the roof,18million people tuned into to see that crazy circus of oneliners and friendly banter.

It will always be a landmark for any sitcom. we made the blueprint for others to follow.

Looks like Crystal has finished. If not then would you care to move your head about 20 degrees to the left, you will clearly see that myself, Sam and Alan are all online. Kinda makes you feel a bit stupid doesn't it?

dude :stunned: these multiple accounts are talking to eachother!

 

 

 

 

no TWO people can actually hold such an interest in any actors from Cheers! NONE!

 

 

 

Ian, I hope the radar zones in one this!

 

Now that really is the pot calling the kettle black. See the thing is that we are not the same people so we don't talk to ourselves, we only talk to each other but as for you A.K.A. ClearAsCrystal/Rick8. Now that really is a sad story that you are replying to your own posts. I predict that Rick8 will show his post whore face soon to back you up with them classic come back posts of either. "Yeah you tell them ClearAsCrystal" or ":freak: " because the guy is so original!

So Alan has joined us. What say you to a few beverages at cheers tonight? Sam is on a night off so the ladies had better watch out.

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Now that really is the pot calling the kettle black. See the thing is that we are not the same people so we don't talk to ourselves' date=' we only talk to each other but as for you A.K.A. ClearAsCrystal/Rick8. Now that really is a sad story that you are replying to your own posts. I predict that Rick8 will show his post whore face soon to back you up with them classic come back posts of either. "Yeah you tell them ClearAsCrystal" or ":freak: " because the guy is so original![/quote']

It's Alan(monkey tennis)partridge!!!!!

And just to think it only took me 5mins to work out Clearascrystals sinister plot of multiple personalities.Most of the coldplayers are still blind to this fact!

I'm starting to treat this unprovoked torrent of abuse as a highlight to my day. If you can't beat thaem join them.

It's Alan(monkey tennis)partridge!!!!!

And just to think it only took me 5mins to work out Clearascrystals sinister plot of multiple personalities.Most of the coldplayers are still blind to this fact!

I'm starting to treat this unprovoked torrent of abuse as a highlight to my day. If you can't beat thaem join them.

 

Yeah the "Monkey Tennis" idea bombed with Tony Hairs. That guy wouldn't know a good idea if it slapped him in the face. I'm thinking of new programme ideas at the moment but i'm having to keep them underwraps because Noel "FUCKING" Edmonds stole my little black ideas book about a year back then the next thing i know there's a programme on channel 4 called Deal Or No Deal, the theiving fuck!

I thought that Deal or no Deal smelled of The Partridge. Surely only a mind as great as you'rs could come up with such a phenommenon.

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I thought that Deal or no Deal smelled of The Partridge. Surely only a mind as great as you'rs could come up with such a phenommenon.

As much as i admire the sharp tongued skills of the Edmonds, i can't stress enough how intrigued i'd be to see a Partridge version of the forementioned show!

It would indeed be quite a sight. What say you to frothy drinks in an hour Sam? Partridge is yet to confirm.

I must say I don't think Sam Malone and the Faceman are the same person.

I must say I don't think Sam Malone and the Faceman are the same person.

 

Thank you Snigs, since we settled our dispute I have a new found respect for you. You are a shining light in a sea of "playa' haters". I wish that all coldplayers could take a more mature approach. This multiple personalities thing is getting quite boring to tell you the truth.

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