How does the Partridge go about becoming a moderator of this site?

I feel that Alan has a lot of good things he could bring to this site and feel i would also bring an elemant of humour.

I could make this place "A better place" and could feature a weekly quiz, hosted by myself with a special prize bonus for the winners.

So what do you say? Does the Prtridge do it for you and get your vote?

 

The Partridge is rising. VOTE ALAN IN!

You certainly have my vote my friend. I'll start to make pin badges and posters.

I'll vote for you as long as you tell me who your tailor is

Thank you faceman, that would be a great help. I can't seem to get anything done to start the campaigne yet, michael keeps trying to force feed me a cup of saugage and beans.

I'll vote for you as long as you tell me who your tailor is

 

I design my own suits and sonya put's then together for me. Thanks for your vote!

Hahahhahahahaha......why should YOU be a mod of this board huh?

Indeed, The Partridge does justice to a good suit. Is it Burtons per-chance?

Hahahhahahahaha......why should YOU be a mod of this board huh?

 

Why not? I think that Alan would make a fine moderator.

Hahahhahahahaha......why should YOU be a mod of this board huh?

 

I'm not going to answer that. The question that you ask is already answered if you take the time to read my first post.

I design my own suits and sonya put's then together for me. Thanks for your vote!

 

In that case, may I suggest producing your own

 

 

li................ne?

Yes, you could open your'e own gentlemans outfitters on Saville Row. World domination would surely follow.

Yes i think i might do that. I could make a programme about it, documenting my life as the clothing line progresses. If i do make it to the top and become a moderator, i can tell you a few things are gonna change around this neck of the woods.

I'm sure that you could come up with some beautiful polo necks, and how about catering for the larger male? I'm sure you remember how hard it was to get a good suit at the height of your Toblerone addiction.

Yeah i got so big at one point my suits began to look like shorts and vests, i looked like the incredible hulk.

Anyway we seem to have digressed. So what policies do you have in mind if you are elected?

I have so much stuff up my sleeve i have to keep it all underwraps. I need to get elected first otherwise all ideas will be stolen and we all know what happened last time one of my ideas was stolen, noel got his greasy hands on it!

Diagnosis Murder is on in a sec, get BBC1 slammed on.

I~find~it~hard~to~believe~Alan~was~fat!

Then Countdown, the Deal or no Deal. What a plethora of day time entertainment

OK SO THE OFFER IS 10p

I~find~it~hard~to~believe~Alan~was~fat!

 

Alan got really fat in his mid life crisis, the toblerone adddiction kicked in and drove to london bearfoot. But the Partridge is over that now and is back on track.

I can't wait for my daily Noel intake, what a cheeky little scamp he is. I hope he gets some high fives in there today.

Diagnosis Murder is on in a sec' date=' get BBC1 slammed on.[/quote']

 

Where's columbo when you need him? EHhhhhhhhhhhhhh JUST ONE MORE THING!

Why~do~you~type~in~the~third~person?~

Oh noel loves to dish them high fives out, he can't get enough of the shit. I hope it isn't a prick who gets picked today who thinks they own the show. Noel's the real star of that show and we all know it, no one can steal Noel's thunder.