And on the flip side, you know you can use her clothing as a tent if you're ever unlucky enough to get stuck in a field

Well said mon frere, I'm all about The McManus. Michaelangelo himself could not sculpt such a beauty. Her figure is like perfection personified.

The partridge may get his neck rung and served up with some new potatos if partridge is not careful ;)

 

And why is that if you don't mind me asking? I feel that Alan could be a great moderator and a great leader!

Indeed. Any forum would be fortunate to have such an established celebrity

Indeed. Any forum would be fortunate to have such an established celebrity

 

thank you Phantom, much appreciated.

Why don't we all go for the title of "Moderator" surely myself and Sam's skills with the ladies would draw in the female crowd.

Well said mon frere' date=' I'm all about The McManus. Michaelangelo himself could not sculpt such a beauty. Her figure is like perfection personified.[/quote']

If you got me and Mcanus alone in a room together, i would do terrible terrible things to her!

These dark sexual thoughts are almost distracting me from the Rebecca situation!

Anyone got Mcmanus on sextape for Sammy to get his rock off to?

I'm Sam Malone, i like touching myself in darkened corners when alone.

If you got me and Mcanus alone in a room together, i would do terrible terrible things to her!

These dark sexual thoughts are almost distracting me from the Rebecca situation!

Anyone got Mcmanus on sextape for Sammy to get his rock off to?

I'm Sam Malone, i like touching myself in darkened corners when alone.

 

I hear you there mate, what I'd give for a McManus sex-pose. I think that it would do her career the world of good. Think Paris Hilton, Pamela Anderson and Abbi Titmus rolled into one. And I'm not just talking about weight.

Why don't we all go for the title of "Moderator" surely myself and Sam's skills with the ladies would draw in the female crowd.

Maybe it's time for us to take this forum by it's dangley legs and shake it till it hurts! We definitely have the power to take this group on by ourselves and crank it up a notch! The female vote is always a popular one, and when you have the rugged looks of an eighties icon you can't lose with these coldplayers!!!!!

Personally I think you need a Selleck tache to give it that extra touch..although Selleck has been around these parts and failed, so maybe the world's moved on...

Not just anyone can be an 80's icon. It takes style, grace, itelligence and some crazy sexual skillz to pull it off. I think that we being moderators would set this site above the rest. We'd be the premiership compared to lesser chatrooms.

Personally I think you need a Selleck tache to give it that extra touch..although Selleck has been around these parts and failed' date=' so maybe the world's moved on...[/quote']

 

I had a lot of time for Tom, bring him back I say.

Certainly my original forum doesn't have such sexual awesomeness in its ranks. They rely on me to draw in all the ladies, and while my body is rippled and my tan flawless, there's only so much a man can do

I had a lot of time for Tom' date=' bring him back I say.[/quote']

 

Well I only came back around the time Tom was here so didn't see much of him. He seemed a laugh though

Certainly my original forum doesn't have such sexual awesomeness in its ranks. They rely on me to draw in all the ladies' date=' and while my body is rippled and my tan flawless, there's only so much a man can do[/quote']

Very impressive maybe you can join our cult and take these coldplayers head on! There's always a spare place for such a person.

Well even the most proficient of sexual predators would be inferior to you and the Face

Well even the most proficient of sexual predators would be inferior to you and the Face

 

I understand your haste my friend. Do not be alarmed however, Samuel and I shall take you under out wing. Soon you shall be a sexual tyranosaurus such as us.

The only problem I have with that is that the Tyrannosaurus has such tiny arms making masturbation difficult

The only problem I have with that is that the Tyrannosaurus has such tiny arms making masturbation difficult

 

This is true, however once you become such a beast the need for masturbation is purely academical. You'll have a bevvy of beauties to do it for you.

Well that is indeed something to look forward to. And you don't even need to write a gratifying and self fulfilling record to do it. Alas though chaps, I must bid you adieu and get some sleeping done. All the best

Laters amigo.

Well that is indeed something to look forward to. And you don't even need to write a gratifying and self fulfilling record to do it. Alas though chaps' date=' I must bid you adieu and get some sleeping done. All the best[/quote']

The first true intellectual coldplayer old Sammy has met. And it's kind of ironic how such an intelligent mind doesn't feel the need to verbally abuse us and grasps our way of thinking! Maybe the rest of the group can learn a thing or two from old Phantom.

One must agree with you there Sammy. And I thought that Coldplay fan's were supposed to be the intellectual type. Alas looks like The Faceman was wrong.

No i didn't see that happen but he told me last night that he had called it truce with you and i feel i should do the same as i have been out of order towards you in the past. And any friend of the faceman's is a friend of mine. You've been added to the Prtridge's buddy list!

 

I feel very honoured.

lame! :P