That's all you have to say in response? What the hell is your problem?

 

If I wanted to use perfect grammar and shit I would. This is a place to chat, not a place to be critiqued for freaking grammar.

 

I could've pointed out that you spelled "lieutenant" wrong, but I'm not as big of an asshole.

 

I think you'll find that I used the correct spelling. As I'm in the British army, you tend to know these things. Then again you Americans have bastardised our language for far too long. You don't even have a U in colour.

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I'm gonna go throw up. Bye.

Wow you really are suffering badly with your period! Usually when women throw up unexpectadly it means morning sickness. This could explain a lot as to your temper tantrums and hostility towards people for no reason.

hahahhahahahaha

Touche Sam, touche.

To be fair, condoms aren't as safe as they once were. Someone I knew was wearing one and he got knocked down by a bus

Yeah, I knew a bloke who practiced safe sex all the time. Still didn't stop him from dying in a horrific garden related accident.

Yeah I know what you mean. They should put these warning labels on the packets

Yes, if Alan gets voted in then I think that should be one of his policies. It won't be long 'til he's elected Prime Minister once he's taken over Coldplaying.

Let's face it, he'd do a better job then Blair...he's worse than trying to cure Thrush with breadcrumbs

Indeed, I think that Mr Blairs time is at an end. We need a true leader such as The Partridge to lead this country out of Americas shadow.

I think you'll find that I used the correct spelling. As I'm in the British army' date=' you tend to know these things. Then again you Americans have bastardised our language for far too long. You don't even have a U in colour.[/quote']

 

That rank isn't spelled that way in the british army... It's only spelled that way in the Netherlands.

 

:thinking:

Wow you really are suffering badly with your period! Usually when women throw up unexpectadly it means morning sickness. This could explain a lot as to your temper tantrums and hostility towards people for no reason.

It's not my damn period. My nose was bleeding like crazy and I have some blood pooled in my stomach which is making me feel a little sick.

 

I'm leaving to school...

How long did it take you to look up that little gem? you must have far too much time on your hands. Well done for being able to use google. Anyway myself and phantom were having a debate about the current stae of British politics. Care to enlighten us?

Indeed' date=' I think that Mr Blairs time is at an end. We need a true leader such as The Partridge to lead this country out of Americas shadow.[/quote']

 

I see tweed for all in our future

That rank isn't spelled that way in the british army... It's only spelled that way in the Netherlands.

 

:thinking:

 

SPELT

I certainly hope that you're correct my friend. Something needs to take over, I'm sick of seeing Burberry clad ruffians terrorise out streets.

Oh yes indeed. An instant ban on burberry clothing of any sort should be passed, with Kate Moss, the main instigator, being forced to sit on my face

Bush and Blair should be impeached then castrated so they don't pro create any more little crackers to spread evil on this planet. Pretty speeches and arse licking with america tends to get you far in british politics, and also being scottish helps as well. Lets face it Englands being run by a group of bitter scots.

Nik for mod,Nik for mod

A fitting punishment, although be carefull that you don't snap her in half.

Bush and Blair should be impeached then castrated so they don't pro create any more little crackers to spread evil on this planet. Pretty speeches and arse licking with america tends to get you far in british politics' date=' and also being scottish helps as well. Lets face it Englands being run by a group of bitter scots.[/quote']

 

A valid point...quite a considerable number of the cabinet are Scots. How absurd!!

 

Face: I was thinking perhaps of stuffing her mouth full of weed and using her as a massive spliff?

Nik for mod' date='Nik for mod[/quote']

 

What of Alan? I thought that we had you're vote Chris?

Nik for mod' date='Nik for mod[/quote']

 

stop licking my ass

 

i can name other persons who deserve to moderate this board more than me

you dont want to be one?

A valid point...quite a considerable number of the cabinet are Scots. How absurd!!

 

Face: I was thinking perhaps of stuffing her mouth full of weed and using her as a massive spliff?

 

I'd certainly "smoke" her