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It's my birthday today!!!

Tony Montana
in The Lounge

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And you are invited of course!

 

*Hey Menny, get some yeyo for the guests!*

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no.. it's not

What a coinky-dink! It's me birthday too! I know you got the white stuff, but I only like the all-natural green stuff! You got any o' that?

 

Oh Jah!! It that really you?

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no.. it's not

 

Hey Mr God! Be careful! You don't know who you fuck with!

 

YOU FUCKING WITH THE BEST!!!

awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww:blush:

 

Happy birthday to all of the people whose birthday is today

 

I never have birthday

 

I think my parents just don't want me to have

Hey Mr God! Be careful! You don't know who you fuck with!

 

YOU FUCKING WITH THE BEST!!!

 

 

THE BEST??

 

 

 

NO NO NO.. I'M THE BEST.. i DID CREATE YOU.. WELL.. IT WAS ALL A MISTAKE:\

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THE BEST??

 

 

 

NO NO NO.. I'M THE BEST.. i DID CREATE YOU.. WELL.. IT WAS ALL A MISTAKE:\

 

Don't talk like that with my house in my house!!

 

You know how to treat a woman? No! I do know, so fuck you!

you don't know how to treat a woman...

 

don't you remember what you did last february??

 

 

 

such a loser little antonio

I'd sing you a Happy Birthday song but 1) you're not a president 2) you don't fuck me

and 3.. you have an awful voice

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you don't know how to treat a woman...

 

don't you remember what you did last february??

 

 

 

such a loser little antonio

 

I always win because I never lie, even when I lie. Got that?

HEY, calm down guys! lets celebrate MY birthday!!

 

I'm the important person in here.

 

God is better than you young kid

NO! NEVER! I AM THE RULER OF EVERYTHING!

 

I DONT BELIEVE IN GOD ANYWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NO! NEVER! I AM THE RULER OF EVERYTHING!

 

I DONT BELIEVE IN GOD ANYWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

you stupid unbeliever...

 

 

I'll kill you right now

and 3.. you have an awful voice

God never knows anything so shut up, m'dear.

AWWWWWWWW thanks sweetheart!:kiss: :wink3:

 

:embarassed::shy:

 

awwwww no problem

 

did you receive some gifts?

 

 

However never forget the most important gift

 

the gift of dreaming

i think He has a point, marilyn

and egon, there may be a gift coming here in a few

you stupid unbeliever...

 

 

I'll kill you right now

 

HA! try it and i will call the guards :smug:

 

MUAHAHAHAHA!!!! I AM THE RULER OF EVERYTHING!!!!!!!!!

God never knows anything so shut up' date=' m'dear.[/quote']

 

I know everything my dear

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