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So I've just listened to my first Coldplay song ever... ***OMG OMG OMG***

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...and it was fucking dreadful!!!

 

It was called "Seed Of Sound" or something, I didn't like it at all.

 

Hey, you, can you upload some better Coldplay songs? Don't say it's the best one, because that would be just fucking nuts!

 

Gracias!

I like 'God Put A Smile Upon Your Face'! It must be about when God Created Ganga!! That puts a big smile upon my face!!!

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I like 'God Put A Smile Upon Your Face'! It must be about when God Created Ganga!! That puts a big smile upon my face!!!

 

God? You mean that fag from the lounge? Meeh!! I should have fucking killed him, but I missed, mierda!

God was being a prick to this hot foxy roxy....I think he's got something against hot disco dancing chicks

God? You mean that fag from the lounge? Meeh!! I should have fucking killed him' date=' but I missed, mierda![/quote']

 

That's not the real God...that's just a big phony!! The real god has long dreads and smokes the good stuff!!

I like the way you think! Funky chicken I'm selling some good stuff on behalf of Tony and its reasonably priced

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Yeah, amigos! Let's do business, right now, right here! Before some cops and admins will catch us.

 

*sniffs some yeyo*

man your not scarface so you might as well stop the act lol.

go listen to a song like square on, see you soon, shiver, daylight, the scientist or clocks. thats a pretty good mix of what you'll find in all coldplay music.

man your not scarface so you might as well stop the act lol.

go listen to a song like square on, see you soon, shiver, daylight, the scientist or clocks. thats a pretty good mix of what you'll find in all coldplay music.

 

Or Green Eyes! You are what you smoke!!

You're lucky Tony aint around at the moment...he'd kill you in a second for disrespecting him

I like 'God Put A Smile Upon Your Face'! It must be about when God Created Ganga!! That puts a big smile upon my face!!!

 

 

 

 

they dedicated that song to me :blush:

Why listen to the nasssty musicses? It burns poor Gollum's ears, it does. Nasssy noises. Nasty like the elfses with their silly singings.

 

gollum gollum

:lol::laugh3::lol::laugh3::lol::laugh3::lol::laugh3::lol::laugh3::lol::laugh3::lol::laugh3::lol::laugh3::lol:ha

I like the song he wrote about roosters...I tink it's called 'Cocks'!!

Holy shit, hahahaha.

the nappies

People! Listen To The Song Called "Fix You"!!! :)

 

It's Amazing!!

 

In This Song Chris Martin Wants To Fix Every Heterosexual And Turn Them Into Homosexual Human Beings!!! :)

 

I Adore Chris Martin! What A Hero! :)

 

Long Live Gays! :)

Phew...somethin's smellin' a little ripe around here. Maybe someone ought to be listennin' to Ode To Deodorant!!

i've started to wonder if God, funky_chicken, a gay priest, etc...are all the same person :dozey: (that sounded really weird :stunned: lol)

i've started to wonder if God' date=' funky_chicken, a gay priest, etc...are all the same person :dozey: (that sounded really weird :stunned: lol)[/quote']

 

My Name Is Harry Butter And I Am Homosexual! Nice To Meet You! :)

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